astropithecus:

smallerontheoutside:

shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea:

mortallycrispygardener:

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I’m sorry WHAT

‘lazy people don’t feel guilty about not doing anything’ is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

An important corollary to “if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted.”

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shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget:

mangonetics:

had a vision of an infamously treacherous and mysterious region of space called the bermuda tetrahedron but like that’s gotta have already been a joke in futurama right there’s no way I came up with that and they didn’t

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Jan 20. 86 Notes.

fruitblush:

fruitblush:

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

(via handageddon)

valtsv:

valtsv:

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won’t wash out. although that’s actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

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jarnt8:

konoko:

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Never theonk agian

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michaelnordeman:

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Blackbird/koltrast. Värmland, Sweden (January 13, 2019).

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charl0ttan:

youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that

(via what-even-is-thiss)

streetmatt:

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Winter tree reflection.

By Matti Merilaid.

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damazcuz:

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

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