shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea:
I’m sorry WHAT
‘lazy people don’t feel guilty about not doing anything’ is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it
An important corollary to “if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted.”
(via xspiritofthemapleleaf)
had a vision of an infamously treacherous and mysterious region of space called the bermuda tetrahedron but like that’s gotta have already been a joke in futurama right there’s no way I came up with that and they didn’t
(via mangonetics)
this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now
(via handageddon)
oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won’t wash out. although that’s actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.
(via anxeious)
youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that
(via what-even-is-thiss)
The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.
(via reasonscome-reasonsgo)
































































