I really and genuinely need season 2 to have more sex because the amount of people who think that the sex should stop or slow down now that there’s emotional intimacy is staggering.

Once you’re in a fully committed relationship with someone you love and want to have sex with, the intimacy and trust only makes you into bigger freaks btw.

Anyway, HR foley artist, I’m expecting more wet thrusting sounds from you. I don’t care if you have to slap all the roasted hams in Canada to do it.

You know a romance is good when you’re crying over a seemingly throw away line like “I bought you cokes.”

Thinking about Ilya telling Shane in Russian that he does so much for his family, takes care of them and makes sure the food is good, and Shane doesn’t even understand when he says that, but when Ilya arrives at the cottage, Shane tells him he has bought his favourite drink, offers to make him lunch, and cooks all their meals so Ilya can just relax. He bought Ilya cokes, makes them burgers, and asks if Ilya would prefer to eat pasta or hot dogs for dinner.

For once Ilya doesn’t have to make sure everything is perfect for someone, and Shane does that for Ilya out of pure love in his heart.

Ilya made sure Shane’s favourite drink was cold enough and now Shane is making sure Ilya has his favourite drink.

I’m sure there’s some stuff there but I love how little angst show!ilya has about his attraction to men. he’s like I loaded up so much on other emotional issues I ran out of disk space for internalized homophobia

very funny to me to imagine shane hollander buying condoms. in my head he’s too awkward to buy them at the store so he adds them to a grocery delivery but when the guy drops the order off he’s like oh yeah and they were out of the mega box of trojans so we had to substitute durex can you sign your full name here indicating you’re okay with the switch and then his eyes get huge and he’s like omg SHANE HOLLANDER??? and shane’s spiraling thinking about the guy selling his signed condom substitution receipt as a one-of-a-kind autograph. at least everyone will think shane hollander fucks

Shane Hollander wrote this

hands were shaking at the speed with which i drew this — inspired heavily by this post and obviously recent events

just like. imagine it with me okay. 2013

Svetlana knows that Jane is a man but also she definitely 100% knows it's Shane, and the more I think about it the funnier it gets.

Like she knows that Ilya gets weird when she brings up Hollander. And she knows that he watched that documentary about his house (maybe she even knows he watched it more than once). I bet she's caught the occasional interesting word on his phone screen when she's been over his shoulder, too.

But most importantly, she's obsessed with hockey. You know she watches every one of Ilya's games. You KNOW she's seen him and Shane glancing at each other and watched the way they interact, and you better believe she clocked when they were decidedly NOT glancing at each other and both playing like absolute shit.

sposors

listening to dan and phil talk about the logistics of phil's back arch. typical monday over here

Well that was one way to start the pod I suppose

super looking forward to next week where Phil’s masterminded a scheme to make his boyfriend wear a slutty little outfit and have an extended conversation about his hyperfixation. phil lester your mind is beautiful.

Phil saying that dan struggling to walk after his gym session is like bonnie blue after a session in the back of her bus is absolutely fucking hiliarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

unhinged dnp is the best dnp. the only things i want them to stage going forward are fights because this is a masterclass in comedy

"rate my cooking?" "yknow, the fact that you made it, it hit different phil" "i sprinkled my love in there" and what if I die .