A loveless villain in search of incels.
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Being a non American watching American TV is crazy because when you’re little you’re like ‘oh in America play time is called recess’! And then when you’re 12 or 13 you start watching police procedurals and see a straight-faced lawyer request a short play time.
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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/
Why did you say that
Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.
A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.
So…you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about…8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.
tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth
sometimes i wish i was jared, 19
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I have terrible news
I keep trying to post a picture of fig. A really bad one. But tumblr keeps giving me an error message. Maybe the world isnt ready
Im going to split it into 4ths and see if that works
FUCK YEAAAAAHHH
pardon me sire, it is time for your meoiwsturising regimen
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at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck
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