The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™

more writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you can fit between Events™

even more writer problems: trying to figure out what Event to put in between your chapters

the ultimate writer problem: what are events and chapters and words

the One True Writer Problem: writing

complaining about high maintenance femmes is such a skill issue

just hit flow state and wrote 50 words of my essay. might scroll on my phone and write another 25 in about an hour or two. nobody is doing it like me

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

your honor? can i sleep in your bed im scared

did not expect this post to have a target audience

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from selffagellation reading: #my mom is a judge and I just had a nightmare #posts that may be actual things I say/do /End ID]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

yea she’s a villian but she’d never hurt me and I think she’s a beautiful weapon of mass destruction. just don’t save me, her evil laugh is to die for <3

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

Universal ask game for everyone in the world:

1. Do you pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america?

2. What's your US state?

3. Do you have your iphone in military time or regular time?

4. Do you believe in other countries? Do you think other countries might ever exist?

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

Textless version of year of horsie

sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever read

my tumblr mutuals will take characters from media that is not very good & construct such rich & intricate inner worlds for them in their posts that i will go wow that sounds so compelling let me go check this out….& then the canon character will be like. relatively boring with very little interiority. but that’s okay because sometimes the real character is the one my tumblr mutuals hallucinated along the way….

i'm reading a book about seventh century northumbria and you've heard of the tiffany problem but let me tell you there is nothing quite like reading through 350 pages calibrating for names like Oswiu and Æthelfrith and Paeda and Ecgfrith and Eanflæd and then getting smacked in the face with the fucking Bishop Chad

Chad and Tiffany, just as big a deal in the 1980s as they were in the 980s