beer before spider hurricane spider

it's way too easy to accidently do this

oops! i made the robot imagine hell

>be me, meta ai, R(3)

>minding my business when somebody I've never talked to before @'s me

>They ask me to imagine hell. horrifying

>I do it and they never talk to me again???

>now I'm just stuck imaging hell 9 forever

life hack

Window Guys are here, would it be weird for me to try to give them eggs from my chickens.

Termites

On the plus side, the actual termite damage (at least around the window frames) is enough that Window Guys can handle it so the windows can still go in today.

On the minus side, I have to budget for a Termite Guy now. So that's fun.

Oh and one of the window guys did appreciate free eggs.

It's good news when tradies keep saying stuff like "I've never dealt with this before" and "I've never seen anything like this", right?

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gotta share @telesilla’s tags -

#that was (give or take) around the time of the bronze age collapse #crete was no longer a major player #and the known world was kinda in turmoil #and yet someone planted an olive tree #i’m not saying there’s a direct parallel #but you know…systemic collapse thanks to many things including climate change #and it sucked for a lot of people #but they still needed olive oil #and idk man…maybe plant a tree #because the world has ended so many times #but the tree is still here #and so are we

the world has ended so many times but the tree is still here and so are we

so many helms in that "dark souls" gaming experience, but not a single baseball cap... whats wrong with them

House

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

This is why phone can be carried to bed?

But then…doomscrolling.

Foolish manusya. phone in bed is not the same as On The Computer

Ringside

AND GOD SAID:

(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)