hawkpartys:

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

ammnontet:

ammnontet:

my nancy comics

Mydream wish for me in the world Is that i want to be the nancy comics maker… Wellcome my dream.

toskarin:

toskarin:

accidentally got a site’s ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants

like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened

swagophile:

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like “wait a minute.. that’s joe biden!!” amd he was like “welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!” and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like “That was a close call, Mr President” and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

eraserheadadult:

eraserheadadult:

cars are so much scarier than planes. i’ve literally never been afraid on an airplane like first of all being on a plane is fun. second of all you’re in a big as fuck vehicle with no other vehicles around for miles and the person at the wheel is a professional and not just Some Guy. one time i was getting a ride home from a nonbinary friend of a friend who was driving very erratically down the highway at 1am and they said to me unprompted “i have ocd so i only drive at speeds that are multiples of five”

this was years ago but i ran into them again at a party and they didn’t recognize me (transition) so they started hitting on me and wouldnt stop talking to me about criminal minds yaoi. and i’ve never had this happen with an airline pilot, at least not an openly airline pilot

adastrabbit:

“hogwash” still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

vinguist:

outer-head-space:

outer-head-space:

dusyadork:

evolution dysphoria

Having community helps

Close! Its an Eevee who dresses as all the types that don’t have eeveelutions, I sorta created them as a way to express having very atypical body dysphoria, which I myself have.

[ID 1: a four panel comic of an anthro leafeon putting on pink makeup, bows, an ribbons to look like a Sylveon. They smile with sparkling affects around them before losing the smile and saying “who am I kidding.”

ID 2: The sylveon is looking down, upset, but then gets surprised by an unseen voice saying “I like your bows.” Sylveon turns around and sees a pawniard dressed to be a Kirlia who says “they’re really cute!”. The Kirlia is then called to by someone else offscreen saying “Come on Kirli! We’re gonna be late!”. The Kirlia waves to the Sylveon and says “It was nice meeting you, sylveon! See you around!” While they run towards an Eevee dressed as a driftloon. The sylveon waves back, smiling and says “y-you too…”

ID 4: Tags reading #Okay so Sylveon Kirlia and who is that in the back I can’t tell… #driftloon maybe?

ID 5: art of two Eevees, one with a Scolipede hoodie with their paws in their pockets and the other is in a Hydreigon-themed outfit crouched down. :End ID]

redstonedust:

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising “organic blood” sourced from “willing donors” who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

madame-of-fact:

croszukis:

strict top/bottom takes in my fandom? in 2025?

big-ender: