Fig Tree & Vine

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doitninetimes

Anonymous asked:

Are you from Dallas Texas?

yesornopolls answered:

Are you from Dallas Texas?

Yes

No

elodieunderglass

As you can see; nobody lives in Dallas Texas

figtreeandvine

I’m not from Dallas, Texas, but I’m arguable from Texas. By preference, as far from Texas as possible.

(Born in Texas, went to high school in Texas, lived in two other states and a US possession in between, have not voluntarily returned to Texas since. In high school Dallas was the closest big city–a mere 150 miles away.)

tryan-a-bex
fictionadventurer

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

cat-dragoness

image

@o-lei-o-lai-o-lord you are so right about this

frozencapybara
before surgery? glasses AND contacts if my eyes were open after surgery? naked!
tryan-a-bex
alexisrosemullens

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

alexisrosemullens

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

shamebats

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.