Closet Nerd

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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secretspeller

I'm glad ilya plays in Boston because literally nothing brings me more joy that imagining him driving on storrow drive. Full road rage in Russian. His fancy car doing 15 mph just like everyone else. He was born for this. His large iced extra extra dunks in his cupholder.

Ilya trying to make a left on comm ave and warren during rush hour. Mad no one will let him go because he's the fucking captain they love him in this city he's a hero.

Ilya losing his shit over space savers and how stupid everyone gets when it snows.

Ilya correcting all his teammates who live in Lexington and waltham when they say they live in Boston.

A delight. He'd love it here it's a city of assholes with good hearts.

heated rivalry yeah Bostonian here Ilya has Boston vibes like he was born here!!! rad as fuck I love him so much kind not nice index etc etc will help you while calling you a fucking idiot
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marisatomay

at the risk of being cringe with everything going on — this week, the last six months, the past five years — i keep thinking about that one quote from the great gatsby

marisatomay

“they were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

marisatomay

it’s just every day now, huh.

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