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devilcat3d:

not my island, not my yoshis

posted 2 years ago with 79 notes
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This is what I look like now. Kinda scrungly because I need to shave and get a hair cut but damn the times have changed.

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Few who followed me in the past will see this.

I’m checking my blog after years and years away. This scared baby trans boy is now 26. Ive been on T for almost 10 years.

I have grown, I have changed. I work at an LGBT youth center supporting trans kids that are the same age as me when I was highly active on Tumblr.

Anyone who still follows me and sees this has also grown, what a change or has been. For me if was from my mom’s house to now being a full adult who went through heart break, pain, and triumph that young me never thought I would see.

The boy who started this blog never thought he’d see his 18th birthday, but now I stand, 26.

We have changed but the joy we spent together here will never change.

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Anonymous inquired:

i don't think you're active here anymore but i need you to know that i've been following you on tumblr for years and every time i hear the word turtle i still think about what i think is your turtles dont have to go to school video

This is the first time ive checked this blog in years but oh my god thats great

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beyondthisdarkhouse:

rhube:

OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order.  will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to pic.twitter.com/sYEgA2mqoc  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
shit! shit shit shit what do i say pic.twitter.com/5RRGogGePv  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I didn't reply  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!! pic.twitter.com/hdqGIPd17m  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT
I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger  capitalism is so wild  — Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) December 20, 2022ALT

I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.

No Cheeseburger Whatsoever Under Any Circumstances

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nastywizard:

nastywizard:

LET’S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

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unclefather:

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i love this take

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You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for…

kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace:

blue-star-above-me:

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

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belanekra:

what-even-is-thiss:

sandersstudies:

randomslasher:

scumtrout:

fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.

Correct. High school kids are WAY younger than I was when I was in high school. So are college kids. When I was in high school and college we were full grown adults. But now that I’m almost 40 the high school and college age kids are actually babies. It’s crazy how that happens. 

I remember when I was in middle school I would hear my dad calling college students and 20-something employees “kid,” as in “oh yeah this kid that just started in marketing is really talented,” or “the Johnsons’ son is a really nice kid” talking about like a 22-year-old and at the time I was like “what haha those aren’t kids those are clearly adults”

And now I’m a 24-year-old who sees my 18-year-old coworker as a baby and I’m like ah. I think I am coming to an understanding.

Everyone on planet earth currently is the oldest and most mature that they’ve ever been. And they always will be.

I’m 28 and back in college to get a new undergrad degree for a career change, and all of my classmates are just…babies. who let these toddlers out on their own? one of my classmates got drunk at a party and gave herself a concussion and i’m just like. these children need to be supervised.

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purefake:

pxppyzone:

acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2:

joeyclaire:

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chris is literally nonbinary

ppl really do just say “cisgender” for anyone who isnt “trans enough” huh

this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs

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callmebliss-got-swamped:

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Sometimes I’ll be trying to fall asleep and “smork alam” will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

This image is now brain roommates with “spinch”

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bizzareshark:
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“sirengriffon:
“anarchonecromancy:
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Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now
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bizzareshark:

just-rhys-things:

sirengriffon:

anarchonecromancy:

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Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

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