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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tlirsgender
tlirsgender

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

tlirsgender

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

tlirsgender

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[ID: a tag from @choppers-pink-hat that reads, "rall a rambulance" /end ID]

Like zoinks I don't have insurance we're taking the mystery machine to the hospital gang

lastoneout

Anonymous asked:

If you had ideal circumstances like a loving partner, comfortable finances, and feel good about the world you were bringing kids into, would you consider having kids?

yesornopolls answered:

If you had ideal circumstances like a loving partner, comfortable finances, and feel good about the world you were bringing kids into, would you consider having kids?

Yes

No

lastoneout

Yep, already planning on it.

no being a parent isn't for me could be a funky uncle tho
mlarayoukai
amygdalan-arm

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

amygdalae

this post had femcels telling me to kill myself

pkmndaisuki
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damnfool-of-a-took

^^^ This. The COMBINED population of the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and St. Paul) is only about 2.6 million. That's not small town numbers, sure, but compared to NYC (20.1 million in the metropolitan area)? LA? (12.9 million "")?

Minneapolis is being made an example of because they're the most bitesized target, and if you're doing a shock and awe campaign like this you need to not choke on national tv.

(And they're still having to fight for it. Minneapolis isn't taking this laying down, and more power to them for their courage.)

libraford

Just as a side note, ICE raids are currently also happening in Columbus OH- which is double the size of Minneapolis but still much smaller than Chicago or LA.

any59

I don't know if they're full on raids just yet, but we're getting close to it if not, in Cleveland as well

libraford

Id seen reports of sightings in Cleveland for sure.

Warn people away from international groceries and hardware stores if you can. We also had some following kids home from school to catch either them or their parents, so eyes peeled on immigrant-populous schools.

writedreamlie

Hearing reports of them in Annapolis MD too.