does a backflip over your post and shoots at it with dual pistols in midair before continuing to scroll

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

they bring me another post. "horny blog" i say without hesitation. the servants throw it into the pit to my left. another post approaches the throne. "main". there is no discernable difference between the posts. my advisors grow increasingly agitated.

getting lost in evil pervert fantasy warmly smiling and gently shutting my eyes in such a way that onlookers would assume I am reminiscing my favourite Christmas past

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

Hornyposting but with an air of melancholy

i have a good neck for a collar, just saying

Horse (purple) - Fields of Mistria