Hello, I’m Sam and thanks for stopping by my blog! I’ve been on this hellsite since 2012 and I’ll be here until they turn off the lights for good, at which point you can find me on discord under the same username.

I’m a late 20-something married lady* with kids and a mortgage. My blog isn’t NSFW, but it is adult-oriented and contains references to and discussions of adult-oriented and NSFW media. Don’t make it weird.

*officially I’m NB/agender but I don’t mind gendered terms or pronouns, just use whatever’s easiest and/or funniest in context

tyrannosaurus-rex:

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

applegrin:

post–grad:

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

vocabulary-altering-posts:

beggars-opera:

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how’s that newfound back pain going for ya babe

PHRASE ADDED!

• LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
• LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
• DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

unregistered-hypercam2:

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

bythestardoggedmoon:

deer-head-xiris:

🪩Pietà (Disco Elysium)🪩

This is easily one of my most detailed pieces to date. Harry and Skills, painted in reference to “Pietà” by William-Adolphe Bouguereau. I need a long lay down after this one 💃

You can get this as a print on my INPRNT shop!!

Pieta (Disco Elysium), an art print by Nat Scullion

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

INPRNT

toaster-os:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

liberalsarecool:

liberalsarecool:

It’s 2026. Stop letting politicians of any party convince you that we cannot protect human rights. It’s a matter of leadership and courage. If they don’t have it, vote them out of office.

Let’s go!

Good news for NYC!

youfoolishfool:

The most insane lines delivered within Remedy’s history of games. (From Alan Wake 2’s “Night Springs” DLC)

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

caveleaf:

bish0ps:

roselalonde:

niklas-sagara:

roselalonde:

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

thenookienostradamus:

important-animal-images:

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we’re really in it now

santaclausdeadindian:

theconstitutionisgayculture:

the-davest-of-uncles:

whetstonefires:

a-book-of-creatures:

mapsontheweb:

Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

Average trip to Florida

we must take the ring to jacksonville

Beware of Florida Man.

One does not simply cross the Mason-Dixon line.

They are taking the hobbits to Tallahassee!