unidentified animal bewilders judges at local dog show; awarded a blue ribbon regardless due to its earnest nature

pidgy:)

beaded lobster earrings 🦞✨hand stitched with vintage & salvaged beads and rhinestones

etsy

don't get me wrong i love "always knew i wasn't a boy/girl" narratives but how about we start writing about "knew about trans people but couldn't imagine being one because Surely I'm not special that way and instead just kinda bad at being a boy/girl"

she just found out john cena can’t pluck apples from a tree

Mesmerize Me

(A Tire Track Eel and Jupiter)

When I'm old I want to get into the habit of telling kids weird shit. Not awful things of course, just the kind of utterly baffling nonsense that'll make a kid shrug and think "well that doesn't make any sense, but I guess I'll understand it when I grow up." And by the time they're grown adults, old enough to put together that wait a fucking minute, that was just utter fucking nonsense, they can't do shit about it because I'm already dead.

minesweeper

sea life studies in colored pencil on gray toned paper.