kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye
This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.
Wait, so Kristi Noem’s podium at DHS is just a straight-up Nazi slogan now? "One of ours, all of yours" was a Nazi policy made when an SS officer was killed in a Czech Village and then the Nazis killed every single resident of that village in response…..but don’t you dare call them Nazis!
They’re not even hiding this shit….it’s all out there in the open
Fact check: the photo is real. Technically that exact phrase is not reflected by historical nazi records, but the intent is.
“However, critics argue that even if the phrase has no direct Nazi origin, its placement on an official podium by a senior US official carries symbolic weight. They view it as evocative of historical practices that are condemned under international law, including the prohibition of collective punishment codified in Article 33 of the Fourth Geneva Convention.”
"It's not actual Nazi verbiage, just Nazi adjacent" isn't comforting.
all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it
he knew EXACTLY what he was doing
he got what he wanted
Also
ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid
- melampus:
blackfoot
- ichnobates: tracker
- pamphagos: glutton
- dorceus: gazelle
- oribasos: hiker
- nebrophonos: deercatcher
- laelape: hurricane
- theron: hunter
- pterelas: wingy boy
- agre: hunter 2
- hylaeus: woody
- nape: valley girl
- poemenis: shep
- harpyia: snatchy
- ladon: bitey
- dromas: speedy
- canache: loudmouth
- sticte: spot
- tigris: tiger
- alce: strong girl
- leucon: whitey
- asbolos: soot
- lacon: howler
- aello: stormy
- thoos: fast boy
- cyprius: cyprus boy
- lycisce: wolfdog
- harpalos: snatchy 2
- melaneus: blacky
- lachne: fuzzy girl
- labros: rowdy boy
- argiodus: white fang
- hylactor: barker
- melanchaetes: black-hair
- theridamas: killer
- orestriphos: mountain boy
It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.
Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”
my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that
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Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5
Common name: European Robin
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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.
They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.
The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.
The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.
where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.
I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .
wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image
holy shit
Smoking as a teen can permanently stunt your lungs. #FailByCigs
I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me
you stop that.
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