toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

“do it scared” this “do it tired” that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable “do it with greasy hair”

moffpup:

went to Me island and I was there yesss

judestlispenard:

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Ilya: “is bad.”

Shane: “why? we look nice!”

Ilya: “they make you look taller, is not true, I am taller.”

wonderwomemes:

veil-of-exordia:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

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i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

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!!!

bobbole:

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Toshi Yoshida, Neko to Kotori

livingdeadpoetssociety:

citruscubes:

nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit

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stellernorth:

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haiku of despair

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