sometiktoksarevalid:

ixtaek:

vivvy-of-the-lake:

chismosavirus:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren’t ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

andry-di:

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Based on this tag

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my-life-is-a-sidequest:

cannibalchicken:

(!)

ex0skeletal-undead:

(source)

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

voidsnout:

voidsnout:

memewhore:

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

sophia-helix:

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listen fandom I need “breeding season intern” to become a thing immediately

xekstrin:

xekstrin:

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!