Finding My "It Gets Better."

batmanisagatewaydrug:

fluoritegalaxy:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

lovinglittlelibra:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

the whole thing about sharing beds with romantic partners seems so annoying and I do not understand it at all but I must admit the utility of having someone close at hand when you’re feeling h-o-t-t-o-g-o and down to clown. like at least that part seems convenient. everything else is a shitshow.

heavy disagree.

wasn’t really asking for your opinion if I can be honest

What about sharing a bed with a romantic partner to have someone squeeze you close to when you’re stirring in your sleep from bad dreams?

what about it????

Just that it’s also just as convenient as having someone next to you when you wanna do a no-pants dance.

kasira-rr:

fluoritegalaxy:

pocket-deer-belly:

pocket-deer-belly:

when every fucking transfem tells you that losing access to internet accounts over transmisogynist harassment is social murder, they’re very very fucking serious about the murder part.

let alone the amount of girls who rely on crowdfunding from strangers to pay for food and rent, the mental fucking anguish of an out-of-your-control attempt to murder your public image is enough to make girls kill themselves. i don’t want my friends to fucking die

And the fact that being cut off from a group, being purposefully excluded from a group, or losing your ability to communicate lights up the same parts of the brain that receive physical pain.

It’s 10,000 collective years of your ancient ape ancestor’s DNA warning you that you cannot survive on your own, because it doesn’t realize that we don’t have to worry about hunting and gathering and relying on the herd to survive.

You can’t make this shit up

teophan:

birdsareblooming:

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

“I know chatgpt is bad but you just don’t really have any choice” you literally do. Don’t use it. Have some moral backbone.

it’s been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. “you don’t really have a choice,” are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn’t buy. i still use corded headphones not because “its older” but because it’s easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you’ve never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn’t need yesterday. little bitch.

“A fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out.”

I need this on a bumper sticker, a hat, a t shirt….

(via filthy-rat)

tobiasdrake:

I hate how “vanilla” became the colloquial term for a mundane and unexciting default.

This is not about sex. Though “vanilla sex” is one of the places where vanilla get slandered like this.

Like.

Y'all.

Vanilla is a spice. Y'all know that vanilla is a spice, right? It has a very distinct flavor that is used to create different flavor experiences. If you don’t believe me, try eating plain yogurt and vanilla yogurt side by side. You’ll notice the difference pretty fast, I promise you.

I just.

Why are we doing vanilla so dirty? It’s trying its best. Too many people have died in the vanilla mines for us to treat it like it doesn’t even have its own taste.

tobiasdrake:

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

(via derinthescarletpescatarian)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

lovinglittlelibra:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

the whole thing about sharing beds with romantic partners seems so annoying and I do not understand it at all but I must admit the utility of having someone close at hand when you’re feeling h-o-t-t-o-g-o and down to clown. like at least that part seems convenient. everything else is a shitshow.

heavy disagree.

wasn’t really asking for your opinion if I can be honest

What about sharing a bed with a romantic partner to have someone squeeze you close to when you’re stirring in your sleep from bad dreams?

cristalplanetheart:

(via dragon-in-a-fez)

batsarebetterthanpeople:

quasi-normalcy:

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

(via dragon-in-a-fez)

princemolder:

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn’t mean anything where I didn’t have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

(via valtsv)

blujayonthewing:

nohoperadio:

Vinyl records are circular because it’s an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc’s radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.

(via dragon-in-a-fez)

virgoboy:

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

(via muselolyayxx)

daarcy:

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it’s like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

(via valtsv)

biceratops7:

asteroidtroglodyte:

flyingbooks42:

teacuppigdog:

Me, reblogging from anyone I don’t follow: I’m introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals’ dashes stronger and healthier.

Me reblogging old posts: I am reintroducing historical species into the gene pool to hybridize with the dashboard equivalent of pugs, making them stronger and healthier.

Me reblogging legacy posts: there are New Users, young Mutuals who were not here for the Old Times and do not remember the Old Ways. Someone must teach them, lest they be Lost.

Me reblogging 20 posts a day from a new hyper-fixation completely out of left field: I must strengthen the bodies and minds of my followers. Only the most determined will remain, and once we’re through, their resilience will know no bounds

(via warriorsofficial)

marinella-ela:

(via bob-belcher)