straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

Every faggot has a game it just depends whether the person will go for minesweeper, sudoku, tetris, crosswords or solitaire

to simply exist

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

did you guys get this ending

Instead of himejoshi warriors, we need a himejoshi band of thieves who steal women from hetslop to make them lez out. Their leader should be called Robin Clitoral Hood

Tfw you realize the bourgeoisie are not human.

while i still can't decide on what the funniest part of disco elysium is i think the whole bit with the alphabet book is up there. describing it doesn't even do it justice but like. it's the way harry goes "let's do this" "mmhm" "yeah!" while slowly and thoughtfully reading the alphabet in his head. how every letter is represented by some obscure fuckass discoelysiumey word like AZIMUTH or PERIHELION even though it's a kids book but X is still for xylophone because of course it is. how you can immediately go tell kim you know the alphabet now and he goes "good. i also know the alphabet." and the fucking esprit the corps check going "it is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. for all sorts of life activities. like reading, and..." and that's the end of the scene and it doesn't even give you exp or anything but at least you can sleep well tonight knowing you taught harry du bois the alphabet. congratulations