Who gives a nug?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asecretvice
alienfuckerdeluxe

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

danny-darko

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

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eyesofthesunflower

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

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gaynaturalistghost

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As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

tench

I don’t. Let them out

dragongirldreams

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walrusface

Anonymous asked:

Verstave vampire AU BUT Gustave is the vampire who's reluctant to feed on people & Verso is the human who's rlly into being bitten by his boyfriend, also bcs he doesn't want Gustave to drink packaged blood anymore or even worse, anyone else's fresh blood (possessive Verso?)

walrusface answered:

This is going to be harder than it seems.

Crouched on the ground in front of Gustave, Verso does his best to evaluate the situation: Gustave is sitting with his arms wrapped around his legs, and his head tilted fully down against his knees to hide his face. All that Verso can see from this angle is a mop of messy hair and the tired, defeated slump of his shoulders. Gustave’s hands are knotted into fists like they’re clinging onto the last scrap of his humanity.

“It’s going to be okay,” Verso promises without believing a word. “We’ll figure out a way to fix this.”

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