Kat. They/She. Bisexual
major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”
ooooohhh i also don't have to follow the rules i made up for only myself and nobody else
Ash Williams would click the "hot milfs in your area" pop-up on a pirate site
Can you imagine trying to use his phone.
It's sticky for no reason, it's from 2003 (never been upgraded cause money), it has a huge crack on it but it somehow works, every time you use it it's burning up cause of how many viruses are on it, it's always on full volume, and the charger only works if you tilt it a certain angle
This could apply to any device he'd have
and the battery always falls out so the back has some duct tape on it to keep it together
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
inevitably-johnlocked
trajektoria
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.
