Official ominous sign

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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

things you can find on taobao:

lion dance costume for fumo..

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

fuck i just told the warlords that ive been honing my mind like a blade and the hypnotists that before the face of true might everything else is as dust i need to salvage this fast

they said this to helly r

i love this image so much i made it into a bowl

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

edward.j.cabral

Ah yes, the ginger be-head house

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

Skaven Clan Gnaw engineers

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw

get seussed

i don't know if accidentally giving your cat a wig when you cuddle them is a plus side or down side of having long hair