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my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be
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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
tags too good to leave in tags @hyperrbolic-orange
also way too valuable to leave in tags! from @carolinanadeau
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they should invent a more pleasurable way to be a creature of discipline
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the world famous detective is a real and endangered species and the only one left in the wild is hbomberguy
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Anonymous asked:
2026 is the Year of the Horse according to the Chinese calendar. What's your zodiac sign?
Rat (..., 1984, 1996, 2008, ...)
Ox (..., 1985, 1997, 2009, ...)
Tiger (..., 1974, 1986, 1998, ...)
Rabbit (..., 1975, 1987, 1999, ...)
Dragon (..., 1976, 1988, 2000, ...)
Snake (..., 1977, 1989, 2001, ...)
Horse (..., 1978, 1990, 2002, ...)
Goat (..., 1979, 1991, 2003, ...)
Monkey (..., 1980, 1992, 2004, ...)
Rooster (..., 1981, 1993, 2005, ...)
Dog (..., 1982, 1994, 2006, ...)
Pig (..., 1983, 1995, 2007, ...)
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
Anonymous asked:
I love your "they ring the same bells for weddings and funerals" tag bc I work as a bell-ringer at one of the few churches in my city where you still have to ring the bell manually. and we do ring the same bell whether it's a wedding or a funeral! but ☝️ we also ring it if the local sports team wins at sports (the secret third thing that is neither a wedding nor a funeral)
the three universal human experiences: love, death, and sports
Finally broke down and looked up "67" on wikipedia today, and i love that wikipedia had to include the fact that people are using the meme as evidence of "brain rot" in younger generations because of how low-effort it is. And like, i have no horse in this race, i'm clearly out of touch enough with what the kids are saying that i have to go look up memes on the internet to understand them, but brain rot? I'm pretty sure kids have been saying random numbers as memes since... like, the beginning of language. the beginning of numbers. I'm guessing that some time around 15,000 years ago in hunter-gatherer tribes all around the world a scene played out where one kid shouted "hey look, four rocks!" after seeing a few rocks on the ground, and every other kid in the tribe shouted "four rocks! four rocks!" and the adults just stood around like "what the fuck are the kids on about now?" and then had to live with the kids saying "four rocks!" every time they saw four of literally any object together. Like, this does not seem like a new phenomenon.
You make a compelling point. Especially because "four rocks" IS hella fun to say. Thanks for the new way to confuse my friends when hiking!
four rocks!!!
four rocks!!!
The high geologist strikes again.
#that might not be entirely the meaning behind calling 67 brain rot tho#because brain rot is like its own category of meme for gen alpha (this is where skibidi toilet comes from)#and young people are just as likely to call some brain rot as an older gen ragging on them#so like#the wiki editor probably didn’t mean it condescendingly it might just be cold hard facts
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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary
he was just very real about it
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harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.