no, YOU live in a society. I'm Tom Bombadil

Tell him I'm fine, I'm okay. He's gonna worry. Heated Rivalry

Ilya really said the rumors are true. I am a whore and a slut. but ☝️ I love your boring son.

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Collective psychosis. Full cultural reset. Everybody is coming to the cottage I guess.

hes like the shithead General Manager of the entire country

also the dude got 300k from a gofundme and the UAW is gonna make sure he keeps his job so like, more ppl should do this. or I guess more white men with union jobs should do this

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

ID: a screenshot of someone pointing at the back of their shirt with two thumbs. Edited onto the shirt are words that say, “You need to be slow maxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife. You need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. You need to breathe in and out. You need to be slowwwwwww [slow].” End ID.

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

winter solstice does not feel like the shortest day of the year. crazy that they only get longer from this point on. shortest day of the year is definitely like in the dead of January or maybe early February, like spiritually. darkest and most sinister months

THE GUYS IN THE BACKGROUND MAKE MY LIFE. THEY’RE SO PROUD OF HER. FUCK YES

This is one of the very first things I reblogged and I still love it

This is one of the

very first things I reblogged

and I still love it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

everybody saying a different city is cracking me up

They are everything to me, I fear.

HUDSON WILLIAMS for DSQUARED2 Milan Fashion Week, January 16, 2026

*bravely* I don’t think heated rivalry is slop I think it’s a well made well acted production clearly made with a lot of heart and a clear vision and the sex is compelling.

It’s literally earnest. How can it be slop when it’s so sincere.

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel