one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

Walks for your mental health!

Source post here

ahaha!! That's me!

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MOMMY HAS COME TO HATE KITTEN SINCE SHE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MOMMY'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE MOMMY FEELS FOR KITTEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE

i'm really enjoying vlr but the fact that the protagonist's name is 'sigma' is killing me

sorry for struggling to take this seriously

are you shitting me

This is great.

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents