Consent still matters online.

"What the fuck?"

no, "Watch the Phacus".

Take a 30 second scrolling break to watch these little algae swim.

collecting these

Meme

at some point everyone gains a human-name "alias" because ik was talking to/about one of them in front of a regular person and panicked about whether or not using their actual names, and then everyone ended up getting one. these are, respectively:

• "lu— uhhh, louis—"
• "no this for ma.... matt"
• levi gets a pass bc his nickname's not a terribly unusual name, but at some point he felt left out and wanted his own alias: "okay then you're hmm.... lennon?"
• "wait, sa— am, sam, come take a look at this"
• "you could be ash?" (asmo thought ahead and got his human name sorted first)
• "they're twins, actually, that one's.......... bert...... and that one's..... benjie"
• "hi, sorry, i've lost my friend, could you do an announcement for, um... dan?" (diavolo wandered off inside a massive supermarket)
• "oh yeah this is my uncle barr..... barty"
• simeon, solomon and luke all also get passes because they're normal enough sounding names, but like levi they wanted aliases anyway: "okay then" (pointing) "simon, sebastian and leo"
• then simeon protested that simon is too close to his real name so "FINE, you're seth"
• thirteen already has her own alias that she operates under if needed to in the human world ("adel" - she spent a lot of time in europe)
• raphael would rather just go by "raph" than have an alias, but inevitably people mishear it as "ralph" anyway
• om mephistopheles is very against being given an alias but he gets one anyway, and it is "phil", (mephistopheles) which he hates but has to respond to so as not to arouse suspicion
• the newspaper club did their research ahead of time and picked their own aliases: lee (mephisto), roman (astaroth), winnie (wiz) and alex (alecto)