my skin and my flesh and my fats

xehanortsreport:

so that one part in kh1 where sora turns into a heartless except its like his anti/rage form and he can’t find kairi

fruutbaag:

notsomeoneyouknow:

prokopetz:

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you’ll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn’t Making A Point, they just think that’s normal.

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rogerdeakinsdp:

TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR (1995)
directed by Beeban Kidron
original screenplay by Douglas Carter Beane

oskicorn-blog:

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ZAP ZAP

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn’t even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things “secret good finale” conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock “secret good episode” thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

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The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

pulling-aggro:

YOURE JUST GOING TO NAME DROP ELDER SCROLLS VI AND LEAVE TODD, FUCK YOU

Bringing this back because it’s been two years and we’ve seen fuck all, fuck you Todd

Give it up for 3 years of fucking

nothing

we got another Skyrim remaster before seeing literally anything else about tes6, eat shit todd

today is the 5th anniversary of tes6 being announced, and starfield hasn’t even been released yet.

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INCREDIBLE

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give it up for year 6, gang

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almost 7 years after they announced it in 2018, they’re saying they announced it early because it had been “so long” since skyrim came out

anyway guess how many years it’s been since they announced tes6?

beyond parody

help-me-yes:

An edit of Raphael's "School of Athens" showing Plato and Aristotle in an intellectual debate, but their garments have been edited to be black and read "Sickos" as in the Onion's Sickos comic.ALT

yes… ha ha ha… yes!

inthefallofasparrow:

zhoudadudugongjin:

zhoudadudugongjin:

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there’s really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

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