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was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes “i’m assuming you’re the client” like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. “don’t worry, i’ve got pvc couplings you’ve probably never even seen before.” brother, i wasn’t aware that was something i could worry about

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