That human writer sounds like ai because the ai trained on human writings, you wet matchstick.

i mantain that “wet matchstick” is the greatest insult ive ever created

Asking "why would a billionaire bother to steal your money?" is like asking "why would the guy sitting on an ever-growing mountain of teeth want to steal your teeth?"

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT

If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM

There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.

If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person

You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life

And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.

That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.

Stay safe everyone

WHAT

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO NATAS? :(((

IMPORTANT YALL

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

and pay particular attention to the shoelaces

I think every movie regardless of time period or tone should have at least 1 (one) trans person in it. Like at the beginning of The Godfather some Sicilian tgirl should come to Vito and be like “Godfadda, I need money for my breast implants” and Vito should be like “I’ll never forget what you’ve done for this family. I’ll find you the best surgeon in New York”

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

jensen "everyone is trying to ask me if i'm gay i just know it" ackles

no because I talk about how awful men are on dating apps ans everyone's like. get offline. girl and date people where. we've villainized meeting people irl. and my friends said they dont want people dating in friend group. where am I supposed to go