my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

my beaded bugs ✨ hand stitched with vintage & salvaged beads

etsy / tip jar

be free!!

ouuh brother

me: maybe I should go back to school to become a PA

*Remembers the American Healthcare system is in shambles*

Me: maybe I could go back to school to study ecology or etymology

*Remembers that funding is shot and the sciences in America are also in shambles*

Me: maybe I could go to paramedic school

*Remembers emergency services are in shambles and paramedics don't make shit for what they do*

Me: maybe I could try and get back into animation professionally

*Remembers that the entertainment industry is in shambles and artists are being stripped of full time jobs and forced to contract as we speak*

tiny death roll

Hai guys i made a bunch of adopts on toyhouse ♡ you guys should definitely check them out and buy all of them oki

@hungry-skeleton a super sweet candy-striped makeover for our favourite fashionista 🙂‍↕️

i almost gave up on this halfway through but the other mods’ enthusiasm carried me through. friendship is kinda magical they should make a show about that

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

Netflix has a lot of nerve crying and screaming and throwing up and having a tantrum about how password sharing is killing their business and making them hemorrhage money and how they're just struggling to stay afloat, then turning around and spending 72 billion dollars trying to become a monopoly by buying fucking Warner Bros

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising