rabbithaver:

fjordfolk:

fjordfolk:

i know this isn’t the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

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:

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store’s going out of business sale in my hometown.

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skysmadness:

hey now, don’t dream it’s over

importantdogimages:

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dragoness-witch:

udntnome:

liarsblade:

liarsblade:

I also think that all the “um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now” posts are so funny. You’re tripping if you think there’s not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of “the detective franchise is back babey” did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that’s not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

He hasn’t even been on a train yet for fucks sake

HE HASN’T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

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miauwculous:

yea idk

clericfemme:

ALT

ALT

vanlikespaintingclouds:

you found her

Comm info !

izhunny:

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

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bakedbananners:

tabula rasa