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@freestyledanceteacher

ur prob here bc one of my comments | 25
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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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open RP

“Hey~”

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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“I’d love to see you try, sasuke”

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lordstarscream

“You can’t lay a finger on me, not with that horrendous top.”

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That was it. The final straw. This boy had insulted Sharpay’s fashion sense and that was a fatal move. 

“The uchiha bloodline ends here”

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ratchard

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

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the-fandom-tollbooth

patio

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tyrion-lannnister

patio isn’t french

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the-fandom-tollbooth

le patio

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This is unjustified. Everyone has a job but the person in the trunk doesn’t have to do anything.

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I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

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moriarty

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

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chrystelle-deactivated20181001

i want a 3ds so badly ILL DO ANYTHING

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ifollowfantasticblogs

get a job

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wheelcher2

ANYTHING ELSE

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aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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chickensandwich

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

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