breadpants-bard -> freetheworms

tvandfilm:

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
⏤ 1.02, “The Night of the Comet”

symphoniccowboy:

ilya constantly jealousybaiting shane is one of my top five favorite things about him, especially before he finally cracks & tells shane that he loves him . he’s like a big fluffy cat showing you his belly like :) so soft :) i kiss you so gentle & tease you & look after you :) & then shane reaches for the belly with fascinated reluctance & ilya goes SCRATCH >:3 what if i greencard marry my old friend i used to fuck more often than you >:3 & shane’s eyes go so wet & shiny & his jaw is clenched . & some raw, young part of ilya heaves a big sigh of relief to know that even if he can’t make shane love him, at least he can affect him . & then as soon as he learns that shane has turned the precise, devoted attention that makes him a legendary hockey player onto ilya he has that flash of holy shit . he is going to love me forever in a way that no one but my mother has ever loved me & i am never going to be the same . & every ounce of tension in his body just evaporates & he melts into a puddle under shane’s hands .

holyfuckingweed:

softestaries:

big fan of how hudson williams hit hollywood like a canonball. he runs around like a little chaos gremlin pushing all the made up rules off the windowsill with his paw then stands by connor storrie like that makes him untouchable and it does.

fishandshesmygills:

“heated rivalry’s dialogue is bad and fanfictionesque” factoid is actually a statistical error. scott hunter georg who lives in a cave and says 10000 stupid fanfiction lines in his episode is an outlier adn should not have been counted

heymacy:

willyoucometomycottagethissummer?

don’t
go to
russia

come to my HOUSE
we’ll have so much FUN

🤫private🤫 👀know👀
it’s so no one will

we could have a week, or even 2️⃣

we’d be completely alone…
✨TOGETHER✨

gracezhuart:

I love them so much

huailin:

«you’re my heart»

cloudabserk:

check out the bad bitch i scored by playing hockey

whispy-witch:

wlfb0ygrl:

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

hollandershane:

#ilya will not be winning a single argument 🥺

aslongasitsblack:

yuna hollander will take one second to think ‘oh my god my son is gay and dating ilya rozanov!’ and then the knowledge that she will have not one but TWO sons who is one of the best hockey players in the league will fill her brain with such an immediate sense of happiness and peace she will simply smile and nod for the rest of the interaction

motherblackcap:

officialbillhader:

[Description: a TikTok video showing someone holding up a Macbook laptop with an incredulous look, with a caption reading “Alan Turing after I bring him to 2026”. The person inspects the laptop, and as they do so they say “Oh my god. This is—this is incredible. Like, I just—I can’t even comprehend what I’m looking at here. Like, I just never thought that like in a million years society would ever, ever be able to create something like this.” They pause and look at the laptop screen, and say “And you said they’re both hockey players?” /End description]

cloudabserk:

he was bracing himself for bad news