god the mighty nein would fucking thrive in the feywild. they refuse to give out their real names. behind a fake name is another fake name. they use disguise self constantly. they refuse to take anything at face value and do 21 investigation checks and 15 insight checks beforehand. they have a designated poison tester (beau). if someone tells them anything they double check it with a library and even ask the gods if it’s true. jester tricked a hag with a two week old cupcake. artagan never brought the nein to the feywild not just because he doesn’t want to go back there, but because he knew every person in the feywild would fucking hate the nein immediately solely for the fact that they couldn’t trick them.
People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he’s just watching it happen because he’s on his lunch break.
