my pronouns are he/it because you're meant to he/it me with your car #vehicularmanslaughter

how to open a bag of rice correctly

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

to see a marching band

could be said about my entire life tbh

low effort recording. Swapped the last 2 lines for better flow and rhyming.

actually magnificent.

It's not gay if the balls do touch.

hey dont cry Autism Creature speculative biology

looper

POV: You're the defense attorney and the prosecution just pulled this move

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

prev's tags are too good not to save

i miss my kids

sillies

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

I'd much rather see one thousand "graphic design is my passion" canva book covers and scribbly ms paint covers and poorly scanned colored pencil covers than a single AI generated book cover