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evilminji

evilminji asked:

God if Guard Obi-Wan was thrown into the past, decided to stop the fall of the temple by protecting Jaster Mereel (thus preventing Jango's doom spiral) etc? Imagine what it must be like for the TEMPLE?

W-Why has a Temple Guard gone rouge? *does head count* no... no all our babies are here. *it FEELS like a temple guard* !!!!?!? Or? ARE THEY? Who is that!? WHO ARE YOU!?

Cin Drallig out here, losing his MIND.

The Mandalorians have CORRUPTED or stolen? One of HIS jedi guards? Or there's a fake? No... no that's a real guard. THATS A REAL GUARD! D:< you give them BACK, you Mandalorian HUSSY! Get your OWN guards!

(No~☆)

worm-strung-string answered:

Obi-wan: I will avoid further jedi mandalorian hostilities, I will prevent mandalore’s instability and I will nip Sidious grand scheme before it takes root and healthiliy avoid creating new atttachments because I can NOT cope rn

Jedi: how dare you not come home child we do not know but also do

Jaster: this is so cool but I have no idea what the fuck is happening

abowlofcurry

Hi, so I said I might write a snippet and I actually did! Hooray for me :D (formatting may be whack, I'm doing this on phone)


Jaster had never wanted to hear the whispers of the ka'ra like his buir had. But gods did he wish there had been a warning for this.

The job had been supposed to be a rescue operation, not this karking clusterfuck of a situation.

The blasterwound in his side burned as he threw himself out of the way of the next volley of shots and landed in the mud. The heavy rain did him no favours and neither did the lightning.

Another shot grazed his thigh. Who would know a beskargam's weak spots better than a mandalorian and that was the whole fucking problem. He winced. His chances to survive this were getting slimmer and slimmer.

"And you call yourself Mand'alor?"

Tor. Of course it was Tor. Who else hated Jaster enough to do this shit.

Another bolt of lightning lit the world for the fraction of a second, making two figures visible. Only Tor and Montross then, Jaster thought. Not that it helped much.

He picked himself up, ready to charge at Montross who risked stepping closer to Jaster. The ground was slippery and without a jetpack throwing himself at the traitor was hubris. But there were no other options left.

With all the strength his injuries left him with Jaster lunged for his opponent's neck. His fingers gripped around Montross's throat, squeezing, when another shot hit him. His leg gave out, sending him sprawling into the mud.

A heavy boot was set on his stomach, keeping him from getting back up.

"Final words, alor?", Montross spit, setting the blaster right under his kar'ta beskar.

The sound of rain and rumbling thunder washed over Jaster. This was it then. All his efforts only to be betrayed by his second.

"Fuck you."

The blaster clicked.

A bolt of lighning lit the sky.

A yellow plasma blade erupted from Montross's neck.

With a flick of the blade the traitor's head fell to the side, the body dropping. Behind him stood a humanoid heavily robed figure, its mask white, decorated with gold, blue eyes glowing and piercing into Jaster's.

To the side Jaster heard the rustling of armour on a hasty retreat, but he couldn't focus on that. Instead he focussed on the figure's hands flicking in mandalorian battle sign.

Help. Guard.

A guard? A guard of what?

"Who are you?"

Guard.

The blade powered down, the guard's fingers flicking again.

Injured?

"Lek. Leg and side."

The guard offered him a hand up. Retreat. Camp.


Also small extra snippet because I like to think Tarre also did a stint as guard:

(...)

"They look like Mand'alor Viszla if he had worn white", someone commented.

The guard huffed but Myles could feel the amusement wafting around them. He projected an inquiry to them. In return he was shown an image of a recording of a Taung in the same heavy robes teaching a group of students. Then an image of a guard in front of a temple.


So anyways, there's now two Obi-Wans in the galaxy because I forgot about the timeline, oops. Anyways, small!Wan has a lot of dreams about a guard going on adventures™! While Cin has a meltdown because there is a rogue guard gallivanting around Mandalorian Space

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RAHHHH SO COOL SO COOL SOCOOOOOL

Jaster: I’m gonna need more context

Obi-wan: idc

uehehe I’m just picturing obi guard just sighing like a cat who’s spent all day laying around staring at people and that’s been incredibly taxing in the face of Mandalorians being so close to something true to the jedi

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tyrantisterror

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

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I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

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Gene lobbied hard for Wonka to be introduced as a feeble limping old man who suddenly falls into a forward somersault and leaps to his feet, because "from that moment on the audience won't know if he can be trusted." On a related note: the director told Gene what would happen during the boat scene, but none of the other actors were prepared; to this day, none of them are sure what he ad libbed and what was scripted.

My favorite detail, though, is his performance of Pure Imagination. On the surface, the song is charming and inviting, but if you look closely at him throughout the scene, you'll notice that Gene never blinks. He looks around, down at his feet, up at the trees; his eyes never fully close. He moves erratically, stuttering up and down the steps of the chocolate room. The lyrics are warm and friendly, but his face is blank. He bows to permit his visitors to run amok, but his posture is stiff. He helps Violet and Mike reach a couple of treats, but there is no joy in the gesture. The final post-chorus feels like a dirge, a threat, and a warning, all at once; Wonka sits in repose under a tree, but his eyes are glassy and dispassionate. "There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination; / living there / you'll be free / if you truly / wish / to be.......... "

Fantasy in excess, like anything else, will destroy you; that's the real message of Gene Wilder's Wonka. He taunts his guests with unrepentant disdain, and doesn't care if they live or die. He toys with their emotions, their safety, and their grip on reality, feeling no regret or remorse, no pity, no compassion. Fantasy is colorful and compelling, but it's false, and ultimately empty. Wonka is a walking maladaptive daydream, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the real reason the 1971 film has endured in the culture for so long.

notmaplemable
notmaplemable

Penny: After countless hours of processing using all the information that I have available. Even Atlas' most secret information I have determined one simple fact.

Penny: That Jaune Arc...

Penny: Is the goodest boy!

Jaune: Aww shucks.

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Penny: I have also come to the spectacular conclusion that...

Penny: Ruby is the goodest girl!

Ruby: *Hiding in her hood, sputtering*

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Jaune: After Much Consideration!

Ruby: The Brightest light in anyone's life ever!

J+R: Is Penny Polendina!

Penny *Buzzing Wings*: Despite that Not being the trait I have that Is still Extremely Endearing! Thank You!



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Ruby:*reading*

Jaune:*drags her onto lap*

Ruby:…..

Jaune:*bites cheek*

Ruby:*red*……

Jaune:Are you still upset I beat you in a video game?

Ruby:You kept spamming the same move over and over again. What self respecting person does that.

Jaune:I thought you loved it when I do the same attack on you, over and over~

Ruby:*deep red*….But in those cases I feel like a winner.

Jaune:Can you forgive me, just this once?

Ruby:I unfortunately have to.

Jaune:Is it really unfortunate?

Ruby:Unfortunately, no.

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demonic0angel

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Omg Jason, leave Dick alone, you know that he’s sensitive ab that!!

I saw a TikTok ab boyfriends holding bags for their girlfriends and how it can be a point of pride for some boys, and I just think Jason is one of them. He is SO happy to hold anything Jazz and Artemis ask him to, while they plan what to do next on their date and he obediently follows after XD

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arc-misadventures2

thyneal asked:

I don’t know if it’s posted at all but is their any mandalorian posts you have?

arc-misadventures2 answered:

Here’s one of them.


How Dorks Go About Things



Jessica: Ahhh… goddammit, those stupid cupid rings are so annoying!

Mari: Cupid rings?

Kara: She’s talking about a Star Sapphire ring.

Mari: Which is?

Diana: The Star Sapphire corp is a Lantern Corp. Their colours are pink, and they represent love, and all its variations of love.

Mari: Oh. Has one of these rings been chasing you around lately, Jessica?

Diana: Have they selected you as a member of the Star Sapphire corp?

Jessica: More so the welder’s of the Star Sapphire’s have been following me around, and annoying the hell out of me! Offering me advice on how to ask a guy out, and stuff like that. It’s so annoying…

Kara: They’ve been offering you advice? What do you need their advice for?

Mari: Ahh I know; It’s about that cute blond you’ve been seeing, isn’t it~?

Jessica: N-No it’s not!!

Mari: Ahh! It totally is about him!

Kara: Blond boy?

Barbra: She’s talking about Jaune Arc. He’s one of those kids that came here from this place called Remnant. These two really hit it off, and now we’re all stuck watching these two dorks in love dancing around one another. It’s sad really.

Zantanna: I think it’s cute how awkward the two love birds are.

Jessica: Barbra! Don’t go around exposing me like that!

Barbra: Then do something about it already! Everyone’s been going into a panic every time one of those Star Sapphire’s show up!

Kara: Though, seeing Hal go into a panic every time one of them shows up is pretty funny.

Mari: Why does he keep doing that?

Diana: His ex is a member.

Mari: Ouch!

Barbra: Yeah, so at the express begging’s of, Hal: Please do something about it.

Jessica: I’m trying to! I just… I just don’t have any dating experience…

Diana: It can’t be that hard: Just go out there, mount him, and claim him as your man!

Mari: Yeah, I wouldn’t take dating advice from the lady who never saw a guy before until she was… What? 2000 years old?

Barbra: Diana met her first guy during the first world war… Well, she dated her first guy during the first world war as well.

Mari: That was over a hundred years ago?!

Barbra: Yep…

Kara: Have you dated anyone since then?

Diana: Well… There is someone I’m interested in… but, he’s rather… emotionally repressed, so…

Zatanna: Okay, you’re out. Kara, you’re up!

Kara: I’ve never been on a date before, so…?

Zatanna: Okay, Barbra?

Barbra: Oh, I don’t have much dating experience either.

Kara: Is nothing happening between you, and Grayson? I thought you two were dating?

Barbra: Oh no, he, and Starfire started dating a while back.

Kara: They are?! Fucking finally! She probably had a hard time getting past his broodiness.

Diana: It isn’t an easy thing to do…

Mari: So what about you, Z; Anyone in your life that caught your eye?

Zatanna: Not really… When it comes to romance, I mostly spend my time undoing love spells, and the likes.

Kara: Seriously?

Zatanna: Yeah… it happens more than you think it does…

Barbra: What about you Mari, any luck in the dating scene?

Mari: I was dating John for a while, but he was only dating me as he was getting over Hawkgirl. So, there wasn’t a lot of romance there since I was just the rebound girl.

Kara: Ouch.

Jessica: So… Do any of you have any dating experience you could share with me?

Zatanna: Ahhh… No…?

Diana: I’m trying.

Kara: I haven’t met anyone who was my type.

Barbra: I haven’t been interested in dating really.

Mari: I’m on the down low for now.

Jessica: Oh, great! I’ve got a whole bunch of women trying to give me advice on how to get my crush to ask me out, and they have even worse love lives than I do!

Kara: Okay, none of us have been doing much dating, but we’re not the ones getting the literal emotional embodiments of love hounding after us!

Jessica: You think I haven’t noticed?! I’ve been trying to ask him out for weeks, and that was even before they showed up! But, I’ve been so scared to ask him out that my Ring hasn’t been working! This isn’t as easy as it seems!

Zatanna: Maybe I could use a spell to give you some courage?

Kara: And, how quickly could you undo that spell?

Zatanna: Fast enough.

Mari: Just get the two along together, and get them drunk instead. It won’t be that ethically questionable as doing that!

Diana: I may know only a little about dating, but isn’t it the man’s job to ask the woman out?

Zatanna: Well yes, but there’s nothing stopping you from asking them.

Diana: Then what’s stopping Jaune from asking you out? Perhaps we need to give Jaune some courage, and he’ll ask you out.

Jessica: I don’t know… Jaune’s pretty brave, I’m surprised he isn’t a Green Lantern already.

Jessica: I don’t know… maybe we’re just going too fast with all of this, and Jaune just isn’t ready to…?

(BZZZ)

Jessica: Oh? Oh! Jaune just sent me a text!

Kara: Look at how her face lightened up.

Zatanna: That’s cute~!

Jessica: Huw…?!

Mari: Jessica? Is everything alright?

Jessica: Huw? Oh yeah! E-E-Everything’s fine! I-I just gotta go see, Jaune, and… talk with him… yeah… talk with, Jaune…

Kara: Talk with him?

Jessica: Yeah, talk with him!

Jessica: Uhh…

Jessica: Igottagobye!

DKBMZ: …

Kara: What did Jaune text her?

Barbra: A photo.

Zatanna: How do you…?

Barbra: I hacked her phone.

Zatanna: Oh.

Mari: What’s the photo?

Barbra: This… one…?

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DKBMZ: …?

Diana: I do not understand anything about this photo… And, I’m scared to ask…

Zatanna: You, and me both.

Mari: Is this meant to be a booty call, or something?

Kara: How am I supposed to know?

Barbra: Haa… those two are such dorks… it’s quite cute how they go about things. But… weird…

Mari: Tell me: Helmets off, or off?

Barbra: It depends.

Mari: On what?

Barbra: The type of helmet, and how kinky you are.

Mari: Nice


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I got this pair of helmets a year ago, and I thought…

This is something those two would do…

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arc-misadventures2

Camo Shirt



Jaune: Hmm? Oh, Ruby sent me a text. What is it?

Ruby: 'Hey Jaune! Check out my new camo shirt! Pretty cool right?'

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Jaune: …

Jaune: What part of this is about her shirt, or her boobs. I am lost, confused, and horny…

Jaune: Damn this woman! Why must you play with me so?!

Blake: You going to fuck her, or what?

Jaune: Have a little class Blake.

Blake: Oh well… Are you going to sleep with her, or what?

Jaune: Yes.

Blake: Then why aren't you going?

Jaune: Can't a man be a little dramatic when his women is giving him the signals so he may enjoy in her flirtatious remarks?

Blake: Uhh… No? Get out there, and bang her already!

Jaune: And, that is why you are maidenless. You unsophisticated swine.

Blake: W-What?! What is that supposed to mean?!

Jaune: I must go, my lady needs me!

Blake: No! Come back her Jaune, and explain yourself! Explain yourself!

WY: …

Weiss: Aren't you going to kill Jaune for what he's about to do with your sister?

Yang: I was. But, the way he flustered Blake made up for it.

Weiss: Calling someone maidenless is a good insult…

Yang: I know right!

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fangirlingpuggle

Very very dumb DP fic prompt/AU idea again with Danny being eldritch being.

Him eventually having to leave Amity and go to GZ full time because 1)he’s not aging and 2)He’s so powerful it’d be dangerous. Maybe it’s even kick started on by a reveal gone bad and Danny not feeling safe there anymore.

Danny still being a teenager when he comes to visit even years later. Him visiting Jazz, Sam and Tucker as they get older while he looks the same.

Other people in Amity always doing double takes as they see Sam and Tucker walking with a kid who looks just like Danny Fenton who went missing but then they look back and no one’s there with them.

Danny, Tucker and Sam totally fucking with people.

Vlad being super pissed he didn’t get the ‘eternal youth’/Immortality Danny got (He still hasn’t figured out Danny isn’t just a normal half ghost… no one’s told him it’s funnier this way… no one’s actually told him Danny’s heir to the throne and adopted by CW and Pariah… they’re just waiting till he figures it out or digs himself into a hole and CW/Pariah beat the shit out of him)

Danny being annoyed that her’s still a kid by ghost standards and human standards…and is stuck with Fright Knight as a babysitter most times…and that one of his parents is basically Omniscient…can’t get away with anything.

Bonus:

Tucker: Shame we can’t go out drinking

Danny: Hey I’m technically as old as you guys are

Tucker: Dude you are not getting served at any bar

Danny: Come on! I’m your age and technically the future ghost king that’s gotta count for something

Sam: Yeah and by ghost standards how long till you can legally drink?

Danny:…

Danny: Like a thousand years…a few thousand…

Tucker:Sorry dude

Danny:Oh come on Walker won’t know

Clockwork: I will

Danny:OH COME ON DAD!

Bonus Bonus:

He tries to get a can of beer and Fright Knight shows out of no where and stabs it with his sword.

CW: You do know human alcohol won’t do anything right?

Danny: Yeah but it’s the principle of the thing…

Danny: Wait…

Danny: if human alcohol won’t do anything why am I not allowed it?

CW: It’s the principle of the thing

Danny:…

Danny: Touché

Angst bonus: Jack and Maddie seeing Danny.

spekulatiusmuffin

Eternal 14 Danny repeats the school year. Every teacher who thought they were finally rid of the Fenton madness: “Oh no. Here we go again”

After checking their system they find that all papers are in order.

Eternal Danny meets multiple versions of Baxter family bullies. The weirdest one was by far Dashelina, named after her great-grandfather Dash.

spekulatiusmuffin

Mr Lancer too becomes immortal. Somehow, it probably involves him being character in ghost writers story.

He still loves being a teacher, and its kinda nice to have a familiar face in class.

But by frankenstein, why did it have to be Daniel - impossibility is a dare- Fenton.

Just this week there were already two explosions, one implosion, one arrest by the government and an unethical but not illegal experiment in the biology course. It’s wednesday.

Having that boy in your class is more stressful than being coach of the cheerleaders, the football team and the theater ag together.

Except maybe that one year, about 40 year ago, where Fenton wanted to join all these clubs at once. Poor Madame Black, my her soul rest in peace.

Mr lancer knows exactly who to blame for his baldness.

mkarchin713

Idea.

Danny is essentially Amity Parks local cryptid/mascot.

(Danny is incredibly annoyed that his Fenton merch is even more popular than Phantom’s merch )

Anyway.

One day tales of Danny and Mr. Lancer break containment and now various people/groups obsessed with immortality/eternal youth are heading to Amity in droves in order to learn Danny and Mr. Lancer’s secrets.

While the rest of Casper High’s class of 2XXX are freaking out and strategizing ways to save their favorite cryptid classmate and the one teacher they all tolerate and begrudgingly respect, Danny and Lancer just look at the tsunami of villains heading their way and shrug.

Stuff like this happens every five or so years.

They don’t do anything as Lancer views the classmates attempt to rescue Danny and himself to be good enrichment.

Plus Ghost Writer would never let anything seriously bad happen to his boyfriend and frenemy/dishonorable nephew.

That and at this point it’s practically a rite of passage for the teens of Amity to team up and defend their blorbos from various villains.