Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

this is going to kill people btw

Ik most people around my tumblr know this already, but ChatGPT is made to LOOK LIKE it knows what it's talking about, meaning it will say the wrong thing with 100% confidence. It will not hesistate to send you a link to a website with advice that will kill you because its data says that website sounds the most plausible.

Do not trust metal with your flesh.

Inspired by some of the insanely gorgeous panels from the comic, if you haven’t read it yet GO DO IT RN

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Batman was trained by Tibetan monks and Santa that's why he's so OP

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

how it all feels lately

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

This is one of my greatest fantasys, honestly. Hope it has a good texture