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small tiddy identity crisis

@frogtossing

Steph, they/she, 20
CONTENT WARNING FOR THIS BLOG!sometimes i forget to tag sensitive stuff :P
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my interests change constantly!

someone on the subway smells intensely like chicken soup and it’s so yummy. i don’t know who you are dear stranger but i like your chicken stock smell. so warm

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

  • FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.
  • SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.
  • THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.
  • FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.

friend at uni said i look really androgynous with my shorter hair now and uwah yay yay yippie hurray wowieowoeiw

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