what in the name of autism is this

hi I’m elliot and I like wanderer too much

welcome to my twisted mind

the-gentleman-who-wants-to–blog:
I am in the middle of negotations with Staff
To replace the Tumblr blue color
With mahogany wood panels
Negotiations looking promising.

wonderful-emoji:

thisisforeddie:

“came back wrong” but it’s from work

headspace-hotel:

bilbao-moon:
hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church
This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

nonasuch:

nat-20s:
I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable
oh shit i almost missed it!

miss-mania:

I’m just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I’m just messing around with you,

charl0ttan:

bedsheets are all like lets go over there

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

your house is a pebble and you ride a crumb to work

crabussy:

if you like a character long enough you begin to lose the plot a little. just made my nonbinary wizard lactose intolerant and allergic to some sunscreens. okay

punished-venom-solitair-e:

1960z:
1960z:
I’m tired of pretending the funniest line in the series wasn’t said by manfred von karma