you are like an empty tip jar

My 2026 Timeline

- January: become Mormon

- April: have 6-10 kids

- June: start a cult

- August: start a family YouTube

- September: get exposed for child abuse and neglect

- December: vlogmas

for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck

tipping

she let me hit it because...ghhhh....she let me- *pants* ughhh my head.... Why can't I remember?? Graaah [cursed pussy begins to throb]

if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary

They're calling it the most liberal Tweet to ever be Tweeted

Oh my god

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it