would go to sleep instead of doing my job

would go to sleep instead of doing my job

nyaa:

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2007-03-01

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juniper-petunia:

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

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chaosthedemon:

unclefather:

yurimom:

this is really just my favorite tiktok

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

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how dare you hide this in the notes

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pglang:

it’s NO-vember. Don’t ask me for shit

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applefudge5:

redstonedust:

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

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oneirocartographer:

if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

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narutwitter:

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stanzvomit:

innerchildabortionclinic:

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Legendary

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traumasurvivors:

Hypersexuality does not make you dirty.

Wanting sex, attention, or closeness does not mean you wanted to be harmed. And if you were assaulted while struggling with hypersexuality, that does not make it your fault.

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redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

fraternum-momentum:

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ironic censorship

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beanthebugboi:

the-seelie-court-official:

“that doesn’t sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed” is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it’s rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

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thememedaddy:

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johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke:

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munchy-k:

munchy-k:

munchy-k:

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like “damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something.” and the guy is just like “well yeah thats his first language so ofc he’s fluent??” and they all go “haha good one” and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like “the 9 of us” even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

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