I have to make the bed but hes in the way

Makeover !!

men need to be gnawed on a little bit actually. it's good for them

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

there is no ‘right time’ there is just time and what you choose to do with it 

people are fine with feminism as long as it doesn’t actually mean anything

oof. no need to call me out so hard with this Pterry