hadesisqueer:

That one time mom and I met with this relative/family friend and she showed us her newborn baby and my mom kept saying awww look at the baby isn’t she cute? And I was a little drunk and I said that no, that in my opinion she was kinda ugly, that all newborn babies are kinda ugly and look basically the same to me and they don’t start being cute until they’re a few weeks old. And my mom started to apologize but the mother of the baby was like no no your daughter has a point

merimaybe:

byjove:

cheese-wiz-for-bones:

byjove:

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

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that is the most black cat looking black cat i’ve seen in my life, good for them.

she has been practicing since she was very young

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What a dignified and shapely beast…