tellin some guy from ancient Alexandria “oh yeah you can access a bunch of scrolls on this magic tablet (yeah it’s scrolls and a tablet at the same time. don’t worry about it.) some of them have curses built in tho because the people who created them want to trap you so you’re eternally seeking an ending that never comes. oh yeah they’re everywhere. honestly kind of hard to find a scroll that *isn’t* cursed these days. but what can u do.”
if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn’t hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me
