what do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? what kind of establishment is this?
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stealthrockdamage-deactivated20:
guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response
(via shesnake)
don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating
(via morganbritton132)
The term and concept of “rent lowering gunshots” has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I’ve welcomed it there. Something I’m up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you’re not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.
You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.
You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.
(via achvlles)
he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason
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I can’t believe in the same lifetime Matthew Macfadyen got to be THE Mr.Darcy from classic book Pride and Prejudice movie adaptation and THE successor in hit show Succession. Like wow
hes called philip glass because when you hear him you will philip a glass with water and drink it.






















