• when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

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  • when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

  • imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

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  • imagine being manfred von karma. turnabout goodbyes trial day 2. you've nearly completed your perfected rube goldberg machine ass revenge 15 years in the making. your victory is inches away and Straight Larry walks in stage left and blows everyhting up

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