Be a man! You must be swift as the coursing-!...Ok, no really, lets do this.


01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games (more action/more gory = better).
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football (American)
17) [] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 13

Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [] Hobby shops
27) [] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 19

Do you say:
31) [x] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here) Lol....
40) [] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 26

Do you read:
41) [] Field and Stream
42) [] Bear Magazine
43) [] Playboy
44) [x] Sports Illustrated
45) [] Pro Football Weekly
46) [] Comic books
47) [x] Men's Health
48) [x] Men's Fitness
49) [x] Men's journal
50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 30

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent:



60%,


I can't tell if that's a good or a bad thing considering half the stuff up there were really off..Then again, I guess the womens' version of this Meme is just the same.