Stolen from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bluebane/

"If we had sex..."
1. Would you be in control?
I'm large and in charge most of the time, just cause of my sheer size and power. But I'm versatile. Show me you know how to handle the reins, and I'll let you take the lead.

2. Would you pull my hair?
Gently, sure I would. Pull it back nice and slow so I can lick that pretty neck. It's called foreplay.

3. Would you whisper in my ear?
Things that would make you harder faster than Viagra. You better believe it.

4. Would you talk dirty to me?
I'm a poet of dirty talk, babe.

5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
Little at first, just to tease ya, and when you're beggin for more, you get the whole thick slimy wet horse tongue in the depths of your moaning maw.

6. Would you say my name?
Course I would. I like to know who I'm fuckin!

7. Would you go down on me?
If you've never tried horse mouth around your shaft, you don't know what you're missin. It's like this muzzle was MADE for it!

8. Would you let me give you a hickie?
If it don't leave a mark, it ain't sex.

9. How many rounds would we go?
As many as you can handle with me, babe.

10. What would you wanna do afterwards?
Depends on the mood. Some lovers like to just snuggle up and fall asleep. Some like pillow talk. Some like a massage or a shower or just a movie. Some like a drink to mellow out. It's all good for me.

11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
Actually I usually tend to sorta rip outta my clothes.

12. Would you lick and bite me all over?
Well, what's the point of a nice squirmin, moanin treat if you can't taste it? Heh. But seriously, horse bites can be pretty nasty, so when I do bite, it's very, very gentle love nips.

13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
Oh, it's all about the play with me, honey. Some times I flirt with a guy for days before we actually roll in the hay.

14. Would you want me to take my time?
Sex is like wine. The longer the build up, the sweeter the result.

15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?
Get a new chart, honey. *Wink*

16. Would you want fast or slow?
I like it slow and powerful. I like my lovers to feel every inch of it.

17. Where would you wanna "do it"?
Against the front door, on the kitchen table, all across the couch, out on the lawn like animals in the rain, against every fuckin wall of the hallway, and that's just the foreplay.

18. Would you be loud or quiet?
The police WOULD be comin to every one of my...um...dances...if anyone bothered to complain about the noises I make.

19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
You won't have a choice, honey. Trust me. I'll have ya howlin to the moon.

20. Would you mind if i liked you?
Now why kinda question is that, babe? What kinda lover would I be if I didn't leave you lovin your time with me?

21. Do you like me?
If we're in the sack together, I officially like you.

22. Would you call me the next day?
Usually I don't have to. I'm the one who gets the next day call, askin for round 2..3...15...whatever it is.

23. Would you scratch me?
What with? My hooved nails?

24. Would you let me scratch you?
No pain with my pleasure, thanks.

25. Would you have to be drunk?
Only if you're ugly, and in that case I doubt we'd be talkin about this.

26. Would you date me?
To me, dates and romance are a PART of sex. They're one and the same thing. Sex can be as fleeting as the brush of a well placed hand on yours, a single kiss that lingers in your memory for days, or a shared experience of pleasure. Sex is intimacy, and not all intimacy has to be naked n' sweaty.

27. Would you do it today?
Already did. *Wink*

28. Would you do it tomorrow?
Anytime you like, hon.

29. Do you think that we would go any further then just sex?
We probably will. I'm there for my lovers as a companion, not just a sex toy.

30. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
What, like on your profile page?

31. Would you make love to me or fuck me?
Guys who fuck are those who don't know how to make love.