Bral's Auction
General | Posted 12 years agoLinky here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4767873/
I may be crazy...
General | Posted 12 years agoBut I can back my shit up. There is a certain RT challenge I put out. See if you can make me hurt, and you'll get mentioned :3
FWA meme, stolen from Duma
General | Posted 13 years agoStole this from
DumaCountryTiger
Where are you staying?
The con hotel
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
Departure?
Monday Morning
Transportation?
Driving my butt from Little Rock to Atlanta
Who will you be rooming with?
arcadin
kodah1
rikusilverfox and
DumaCountryTiger
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
marcleonhardt
dyanicaracal
goronhead
cheshirewessa and others
Will you be suiting?
Hell yes! I will be debuting Shamrock v1.0
What is your gender?
I'm a dude... 'Nuff said
How tall are you?
Approximately 6 Foot 1 Inch
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I most certainly am taken by
icekitsunex Doesn't mean you can't nudge me ;)
Can I talk to you?
Why not? :P
Can I touch you?
Sure? I'm not THAT special XD
How can I find you?
Look for the tall scottish dude that may or may not be suiting... I wear some funny shirts so maybe look for that, oh, and bright red hair
Can I visit your room?
If Duma says you can come up
Will you be going to parties?
Possibly :3
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
SHAMROCK!!!
What/where will you be eating?
Sushi and stuff... not sure of where, it'll happen when we get there
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Don't see why not :D
Can I take your picture?
Of course!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!
DumaCountryTigerWhere are you staying?
The con hotel
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
Departure?
Monday Morning
Transportation?
Driving my butt from Little Rock to Atlanta
Who will you be rooming with?
arcadin
kodah1
rikusilverfox and
DumaCountryTigerWho will you hang out with during the convention?
marcleonhardt
dyanicaracal
goronhead
cheshirewessa and othersWill you be suiting?
Hell yes! I will be debuting Shamrock v1.0
What is your gender?
I'm a dude... 'Nuff said
How tall are you?
Approximately 6 Foot 1 Inch
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I most certainly am taken by
icekitsunex Doesn't mean you can't nudge me ;)Can I talk to you?
Why not? :P
Can I touch you?
Sure? I'm not THAT special XD
How can I find you?
Look for the tall scottish dude that may or may not be suiting... I wear some funny shirts so maybe look for that, oh, and bright red hair
Can I visit your room?
If Duma says you can come up
Will you be going to parties?
Possibly :3
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
SHAMROCK!!!
What/where will you be eating?
Sushi and stuff... not sure of where, it'll happen when we get there
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Don't see why not :D
Can I take your picture?
Of course!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!
Stealing things again...
General | Posted 13 years agoI stole this from
... Another fur to blame :3
WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
... Another fur to blame :3WOULD YOU.....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the a**?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] caress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] acquaintances?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] lovable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin' up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin' bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor
7 Things
General | Posted 13 years agoI stole this from
... Go blame him
Comment on this Journal, and I'll...
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a colour you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal.
... Go blame himComment on this Journal, and I'll...
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2) Tell you a colour you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your Journal.
Gangnam Style redone
General | Posted 13 years agoEnglish Translation:
Bark Bark Doggy style
Doggy style
A fox who is warm and furry during the day
A classy fox who knows how to enjoy the freedom of a round of mounting
A fox whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A fox with that kinky kind of twist
I’m a Pup
A pup who is as warm as you during a spring day
A pup who chews his bone before it even gets opened
A pup whose sheath bursts when night comes
That kind of pup, That kind of pup
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof Woof Woof! Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof woof woof!
A fox who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A fox who puts her fur down when the right time comes
A fox who covers herself but is more sexy than a fox who bares it all
A sensable fox like that
I’m a pup
A pup who seems calm but plays when he plays
A pup who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A pup who has a bulging sheath rather than muscles
That kind of pup, yeah, that kind of pup
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof Woof Woof Woof, Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof woof woof!
On top of the running dog is the flying pup, foxy foxy
I’m a pup who knows a thing or two
On top of the running dog is the flying pup, baby baby
I’m a pup who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy, Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Foxy Woof! Woof woof woof
Bark Bark Doggy style
Doggy style
A fox who is warm and furry during the day
A classy fox who knows how to enjoy the freedom of a round of mounting
A fox whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A fox with that kinky kind of twist
I’m a Pup
A pup who is as warm as you during a spring day
A pup who chews his bone before it even gets opened
A pup whose sheath bursts when night comes
That kind of pup, That kind of pup
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof Woof Woof! Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof woof woof!
A fox who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A fox who puts her fur down when the right time comes
A fox who covers herself but is more sexy than a fox who bares it all
A sensable fox like that
I’m a pup
A pup who seems calm but plays when he plays
A pup who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A pup who has a bulging sheath rather than muscles
That kind of pup, yeah, that kind of pup
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, yiffable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Bark bark Doggy style, Doggy style
Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof Woof Woof Woof, Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy Woof! Woof woof woof!
On top of the running dog is the flying pup, foxy foxy
I’m a pup who knows a thing or two
On top of the running dog is the flying pup, baby baby
I’m a pup who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Puppy, Woof! Woof woof woof! Bark Bark Doggy style
Eh- Sexy Foxy Woof! Woof woof woof
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General | Posted 13 years agoWhoever manages to catch it, can you please post a picture of it? :3 I may or may not buy whoever catches it a commission
Something Like This
General | Posted 13 years agoI want someone to make me a badge like this https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5402302/ I'm looking to get more Diver Doggy pics, the alternate name for Shamrock once he suits up
Hooray for Birthdays!!
General | Posted 13 years agoAnd today is my 21st! Time for the legal drinkings, the snugglings, and the drunken snugglings. Also, if anyone wants to buy my place for me in the Golden Lab Orgy pic, that would be most appreciated. I'm kinda strapped for cash and I still need to buy my spot in the pic. If anyone wants to do that for me, that would be an AWESOME birthday present
Anyone want a Corgi?
General | Posted 13 years agoSo this girl
is giving away 5 dollar badge commissions of characters as if they were Corgis, and she needs the money to help buy a fursuit. Seriously, it's all of 5 bucks, and Corgis are cute!
Link to her journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3605377/
is giving away 5 dollar badge commissions of characters as if they were Corgis, and she needs the money to help buy a fursuit. Seriously, it's all of 5 bucks, and Corgis are cute!Link to her journal http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3605377/
Overboard Venting (Load terminology)
General | Posted 13 years agoAlright... well, I've been slapped (metaphorically) in the face about 4 times tonight. Revelations out the tailhole if you ask me.
Went through another mini depression session today... The same shit keep sparking it and yet I refuse to not think about it (if you really want to know, note me and ask, otherwise, don't ask in the comments please)
Other than that... Sometimes I wish life could have been nicer on us all... I could have been at home, studying some college shit. KandiKat could have had a much better life, living with her dragon from the start and been happier, and in the same respect, I could have had my suit and be living my life in IB where I grew up... Just the fact that life throws curveballs, friends shut you out, new friends seem to not care...
Fuck I give up... I'm done ranting... I sound like a damn Drama Llama, and not the suiter either.
Just gonna go lie down, text my mate, and fall asleep...
Went through another mini depression session today... The same shit keep sparking it and yet I refuse to not think about it (if you really want to know, note me and ask, otherwise, don't ask in the comments please)
Other than that... Sometimes I wish life could have been nicer on us all... I could have been at home, studying some college shit. KandiKat could have had a much better life, living with her dragon from the start and been happier, and in the same respect, I could have had my suit and be living my life in IB where I grew up... Just the fact that life throws curveballs, friends shut you out, new friends seem to not care...
Fuck I give up... I'm done ranting... I sound like a damn Drama Llama, and not the suiter either.
Just gonna go lie down, text my mate, and fall asleep...
Breaking Mah Balls...
General | Posted 13 years agoDoing a 1 am run for ping pong balls. Tried two different Walmarts, neither have ANY in stock.. how the piss do you freaking figure? I think someone in the squadron has a monopoly on all the balls from every Walmart in the city.. can't even play a proper game now... On a different note, I found that I suck at eating hot foods, check my Twitter if you don't already follow it
If only I knew I could do this earlier..
General | Posted 13 years agoSo in the process of watching a BucktownTiger stream, a certain someone came up with the idea of "Another Fox Takes the Cock" A Queen furry remix, and it got me to thinking... I think I can make a whole song out of it... which made me come up with the next few songs in the list which will be posted in subsequent journals. I don't want your heads exploding for no reason prematurely
Fox walks warily down the road, with his tail swaying to and fro. Ain't no sound but the sound of paws, yiffers ready to go. Are you ready? Hey! Are you ready for this are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the hallway the yiffers pounce. Pumping to the sound of the beat...
Another fox takes the cock. Another fox takes the cock. And another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox takes the cock. Hey! I'm gonna yiff you too! Another fox takes the cock!
How do you think I'm going to suck your cock without you, when you're gone? You took me for all the pre that I had and clamped right down on my knot. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the hallway the yiffers pounce, pumping to the sound of the beat yeahhhh... Another fox takes the cock
Another fox takes the cock, and another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox takes the cock. Hey! I'm gonna yiff you too! Another fox takes the cock.
Aww take it! Take the cock! Take it dirty! Hey!
Another fox takes the cock, another fox takes the cock ow! Another fox takes the cock hey hey! Another fox takes the cock Heeeeeeyyyyy!
There are plenty of ways you can yiff a fox and bring him to the ground! You can fuck him you can ram him you can treat him bad and tie him to the bed yeah. But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet.. Out of the doorway the yiffers pounce, Pumping to the sound of the beat yeaaaahh...
Another fox takes the cock! Another fox takes the cock, and another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox take the cock. hey I'm gonna yiff you too another fox takes the cock!
Shoot out! Eeeh.. Alright!
Fox walks warily down the road, with his tail swaying to and fro. Ain't no sound but the sound of paws, yiffers ready to go. Are you ready? Hey! Are you ready for this are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the hallway the yiffers pounce. Pumping to the sound of the beat...
Another fox takes the cock. Another fox takes the cock. And another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox takes the cock. Hey! I'm gonna yiff you too! Another fox takes the cock!
How do you think I'm going to suck your cock without you, when you're gone? You took me for all the pre that I had and clamped right down on my knot. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? How long can you stand the heat? Out of the hallway the yiffers pounce, pumping to the sound of the beat yeahhhh... Another fox takes the cock
Another fox takes the cock, and another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox takes the cock. Hey! I'm gonna yiff you too! Another fox takes the cock.
Aww take it! Take the cock! Take it dirty! Hey!
Another fox takes the cock, another fox takes the cock ow! Another fox takes the cock hey hey! Another fox takes the cock Heeeeeeyyyyy!
There are plenty of ways you can yiff a fox and bring him to the ground! You can fuck him you can ram him you can treat him bad and tie him to the bed yeah. But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet.. Out of the doorway the yiffers pounce, Pumping to the sound of the beat yeaaaahh...
Another fox takes the cock! Another fox takes the cock, and another one stuffed and another one stuffed, another fox take the cock. hey I'm gonna yiff you too another fox takes the cock!
Shoot out! Eeeh.. Alright!
Like the Sun I will Live to Rise
General | Posted 13 years agoWell, the start of another long week. Well, maybe it might not be so long after all. I mean, I have two days off this week, and I learn some REALLY cool stuff this week. Short class days (hopefully) and a capping off with hopefully meeting
Esau and
RuishiroKitsune two very good Arkansas friends that I have been dying to meet :3 And I really want to see what their college town has to offer *scopes out the foxy furs... get your mind out the gutter!*
But there's something I realized about myself this weekend. I need to watch my expenses if I want to do anything... I (once again) ran myself into the ground.... If I want to do ANYTHING fun, I need to be more conscious. That's what this week is for. This will be my test ground for the learning experience. I'll make it happen, come hell or high fur.
I may be a Labrador, but every week, I rise like a Phoenix from the ashes of the week before. Like the Sun, I WILL live to rise once again. Chris Cornell perfected the lyrics, I put it into practice.
Edit: Ok, so plans just got dashed by me not getting up this morning for PT... Forgot to set my alarm clock... whoops! Looks like the Esau/Rui meet up will have to be at a later date. Though, I will say that I remember the dream that I should have been doing PT during XD
Esau and
RuishiroKitsune two very good Arkansas friends that I have been dying to meet :3 And I really want to see what their college town has to offer *scopes out the foxy furs... get your mind out the gutter!*But there's something I realized about myself this weekend. I need to watch my expenses if I want to do anything... I (once again) ran myself into the ground.... If I want to do ANYTHING fun, I need to be more conscious. That's what this week is for. This will be my test ground for the learning experience. I'll make it happen, come hell or high fur.
I may be a Labrador, but every week, I rise like a Phoenix from the ashes of the week before. Like the Sun, I WILL live to rise once again. Chris Cornell perfected the lyrics, I put it into practice.
Edit: Ok, so plans just got dashed by me not getting up this morning for PT... Forgot to set my alarm clock... whoops! Looks like the Esau/Rui meet up will have to be at a later date. Though, I will say that I remember the dream that I should have been doing PT during XD
I don't lose battles, I win wars
General | Posted 13 years agoOne thing you will find out about me VERY quickly is that I am a very competitive person, "competitive" in the sense that I don't let anyone else win. Ask my mate
icekitsunex about when we play UMvC3 together and I don't stop doing rematches until I win. I am just that type of person. Even back in the days on Modern Warfare 2 with my old clan buds, we don't stop until we win, we stick it out and come on top..
There is a phrase I remember very well from that game as well.. "We may have lost the battle, but not the war."
This applies to me pretty well. If I lose, I come back harder with more determination.
Another thing about me is that I love to play a battle of wits (which I am slowly trying to get myself out of, but I LOVE doing it). So if you try to get into a debate with me and I have proof or data to back up my claim, I promise you, you won't get far. And if you do (somehow) succeed, I will come back the next day with more evidence to back up my claim, and I'll plow you into the ground. Now, that's not to say that I am a spiteful person that goes around picking fights with random furs to try to put them down, but if you start it.. It's fair game.
I'm not going to call out names here because that is absolutely rude, but you know who you are, furs of battles past. You won't win in the war of wits, I have proof. Sure you can hide your tracks, but you will come to your senses eventually. I was right. Look back, think about it. I was right.
On one last note, I am not one to go boasting about trying to show that I'm right, but it comes down to that point, you'll know. I am the Thorn Within, and soon enough, it'll sting... trust me.
-Furorum Donec Morere .... Furry Until Death
icekitsunex about when we play UMvC3 together and I don't stop doing rematches until I win. I am just that type of person. Even back in the days on Modern Warfare 2 with my old clan buds, we don't stop until we win, we stick it out and come on top..There is a phrase I remember very well from that game as well.. "We may have lost the battle, but not the war."
This applies to me pretty well. If I lose, I come back harder with more determination.
Another thing about me is that I love to play a battle of wits (which I am slowly trying to get myself out of, but I LOVE doing it). So if you try to get into a debate with me and I have proof or data to back up my claim, I promise you, you won't get far. And if you do (somehow) succeed, I will come back the next day with more evidence to back up my claim, and I'll plow you into the ground. Now, that's not to say that I am a spiteful person that goes around picking fights with random furs to try to put them down, but if you start it.. It's fair game.
I'm not going to call out names here because that is absolutely rude, but you know who you are, furs of battles past. You won't win in the war of wits, I have proof. Sure you can hide your tracks, but you will come to your senses eventually. I was right. Look back, think about it. I was right.
On one last note, I am not one to go boasting about trying to show that I'm right, but it comes down to that point, you'll know. I am the Thorn Within, and soon enough, it'll sting... trust me.
-Furorum Donec Morere .... Furry Until Death
The "Manly" Exam (And apparently I passed)
General | Posted 13 years ago01) [x ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x ] You carry a wallet (damn straight! [err... bisexual!])
03) [x ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x ] Building things.
14) [x ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [x] Football
17) [x ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 17
Do you shop at:
21) [x ] Home Depot
22) [ x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [ x] Video game stores
30) [x ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 24
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ x] I can fix it.
33) [x ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [x ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x ] It's just a scratch
37) [x ] Take it like a man.
38) [x ] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x ] Here's your (Sign/ Or for me.. Problem)
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 32
Have you:
45) [x] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [x ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 35
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 70%!
taken from
leopard
02) [x ] You carry a wallet (damn straight! [err... bisexual!])
03) [x ] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [ x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [ x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x ] Building things.
14) [x ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [x] Football
17) [x ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 17
Do you shop at:
21) [x ] Home Depot
22) [ x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [ x] Video game stores
30) [x ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 24
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ x] I can fix it.
33) [x ] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [x ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x ] It's just a scratch
37) [x ] Take it like a man.
38) [x ] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x ] Here's your (Sign/ Or for me.. Problem)
Total So Far: 32
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [ ] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 32
Have you:
45) [x] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [x ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 35
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 70%!
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leopard
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