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General | Posted 11 years agoHow I Became Obsessed With Death -or- Why I Am Still A Smoker
A short story by Kellee
A lot of my friends and family have questioned my seemingly "morbid" affinity for everything Death. Although most of them see it as anything from a "quirk" to "perfectly normal", there are those that seem to feel it is an "unhealthy obsession". This short tale is for the latter.
I have always been fascinated ...with the dark and macabre. I remember the first scary story I was ever told: "The Monkey's Paw". I'm sure most of you are familiar with it, for those that aren't, look it up, I'm telling my own story.
I must have been about four or five when my mother was working as a nanny for a wealthy family with two daughters. One older than me, one younger. On our way to the park one day, the older girl begged my mom to tell us a scary story. I of course pleaded as well.
My mother seemed to be paging through her vast library of fear, searching for something appropriate for three young girls.
It was a late summer morning and the younger daughter and I were being pulled in a red wagon on a sidewalk lined with tall, well preened bushes. We were almost to the park when my mother finished her story. We were all silent. Something about that story sent shivers up my spine. That's when I asked my mother what "mutilated" meant. After she told me, that story became downright TERRIFYING. And I loved it.
Ten years later, I am in health class at our small, mountain town middle school. The "teacher" (P.E. teacher, after the counselor who usually taught the class was killed in a particularly gruesome car accident a few weeks prior) announces to us that she has a special guest for us today. A professor from a medical school in the city.
Hooray! We don't have to put condoms on bananas or label the female reproductive system today!
The professor caries in a fairly large black plastic trunk. (WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?)
He proceeds to tell the class that inside he has real human organs (mutilation, mutilation, mutilation). He offers that if anyone is uncomfortable with this, they may join the P.E. class already in progress (there were two P.E. teachers). I don't remember if anyone left. I'm transfixed on the box (mutilation, mutilation).
He turns the box away from us and opens it, reaches in. I must be leaning on my desk, hovering over my chair. What sort of horrors is he going to pull out of this case!?
"A human heart," the professor announces to the class, holding up a shiny, clean, colorful... piece of plastic?
No, he explains, it is freeze-dried and lacquered. My own heart sinks. Why was I expecting a bloody pile of slop?
This is bullshit.
"Would any of you like to hold it?" I jump out of my seat and practically run to the front of the class. Fuck yeah, I want to hold it!
The glossy heart is so perfect and light. The colors are brilliant (dyed, I'm sure). I feel how fragile it is and imagine crumbling it in my hands. The class passes it around, the boys trying to gross out the girls by shoving it in their faces or pretending to lick it. I wonder who the heart belonged to.
Next in his bag of tricks, a "set" of lungs. Not a pair, mind you, a healthy freeze dried and lacquered lung, and a smoker's freeze dried and lacquered lung.
"Can you see the difference? Do you see what smoking does to your body?"
Oh. Right. Health class.
I hold the lungs together. Of course I can see the aesthetic difference. A black lung, and a pink lung. But a "healthy" lung? The lungs are the same. They're both DEAD. The people who these belonged to no longer exist, smoker or otherwise. This hits me pretty hard. Not in a bad way, but it's a very sobering moment.
One day, I want to be that heart in the gross kid's mouth.
I want to be that cautionary tale of what chemicals will turn your insides to dust.
I want to be the mysterious skeleton in the corner of the science lab. I want people to make up stories about how I ended up in this place, or how I come to life at night and wander the halls.
But then I remember that it doesn't matter what becomes of me, because I will be dead, and I won't care.
A short story by Kellee
A lot of my friends and family have questioned my seemingly "morbid" affinity for everything Death. Although most of them see it as anything from a "quirk" to "perfectly normal", there are those that seem to feel it is an "unhealthy obsession". This short tale is for the latter.
I have always been fascinated ...with the dark and macabre. I remember the first scary story I was ever told: "The Monkey's Paw". I'm sure most of you are familiar with it, for those that aren't, look it up, I'm telling my own story.
I must have been about four or five when my mother was working as a nanny for a wealthy family with two daughters. One older than me, one younger. On our way to the park one day, the older girl begged my mom to tell us a scary story. I of course pleaded as well.
My mother seemed to be paging through her vast library of fear, searching for something appropriate for three young girls.
It was a late summer morning and the younger daughter and I were being pulled in a red wagon on a sidewalk lined with tall, well preened bushes. We were almost to the park when my mother finished her story. We were all silent. Something about that story sent shivers up my spine. That's when I asked my mother what "mutilated" meant. After she told me, that story became downright TERRIFYING. And I loved it.
Ten years later, I am in health class at our small, mountain town middle school. The "teacher" (P.E. teacher, after the counselor who usually taught the class was killed in a particularly gruesome car accident a few weeks prior) announces to us that she has a special guest for us today. A professor from a medical school in the city.
Hooray! We don't have to put condoms on bananas or label the female reproductive system today!
The professor caries in a fairly large black plastic trunk. (WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?)
He proceeds to tell the class that inside he has real human organs (mutilation, mutilation, mutilation). He offers that if anyone is uncomfortable with this, they may join the P.E. class already in progress (there were two P.E. teachers). I don't remember if anyone left. I'm transfixed on the box (mutilation, mutilation).
He turns the box away from us and opens it, reaches in. I must be leaning on my desk, hovering over my chair. What sort of horrors is he going to pull out of this case!?
"A human heart," the professor announces to the class, holding up a shiny, clean, colorful... piece of plastic?
No, he explains, it is freeze-dried and lacquered. My own heart sinks. Why was I expecting a bloody pile of slop?
This is bullshit.
"Would any of you like to hold it?" I jump out of my seat and practically run to the front of the class. Fuck yeah, I want to hold it!
The glossy heart is so perfect and light. The colors are brilliant (dyed, I'm sure). I feel how fragile it is and imagine crumbling it in my hands. The class passes it around, the boys trying to gross out the girls by shoving it in their faces or pretending to lick it. I wonder who the heart belonged to.
Next in his bag of tricks, a "set" of lungs. Not a pair, mind you, a healthy freeze dried and lacquered lung, and a smoker's freeze dried and lacquered lung.
"Can you see the difference? Do you see what smoking does to your body?"
Oh. Right. Health class.
I hold the lungs together. Of course I can see the aesthetic difference. A black lung, and a pink lung. But a "healthy" lung? The lungs are the same. They're both DEAD. The people who these belonged to no longer exist, smoker or otherwise. This hits me pretty hard. Not in a bad way, but it's a very sobering moment.
One day, I want to be that heart in the gross kid's mouth.
I want to be that cautionary tale of what chemicals will turn your insides to dust.
I want to be the mysterious skeleton in the corner of the science lab. I want people to make up stories about how I ended up in this place, or how I come to life at night and wander the halls.
But then I remember that it doesn't matter what becomes of me, because I will be dead, and I won't care.
PIRATE TIME! Where are my Califurs at?
General | Posted 11 years agoYeah, dick, trying to get a rise out of me? I know your game!
Paranoid?
Me?
YOU ARE THE PARANOID ONE!
Yeah. Trying to mess with my mind. MY MIIIIND!!! O___O
I see you watching and unwatching me. Like, 6 times? In a row?
AWWW my feelings are so hurt.
Where was I?
OH! I was going to tell you guys about the Vallejo Pirate Festival.
nauv and I will be there for our 3 year anniversary! *yey*
If you are in the area (I know a few of you are) come find us! http://www.norcalpiratefestival.com/
Paranoid?
Me?
YOU ARE THE PARANOID ONE!
Yeah. Trying to mess with my mind. MY MIIIIND!!! O___O
I see you watching and unwatching me. Like, 6 times? In a row?
AWWW my feelings are so hurt.
Where was I?
OH! I was going to tell you guys about the Vallejo Pirate Festival.
nauv and I will be there for our 3 year anniversary! *yey*If you are in the area (I know a few of you are) come find us! http://www.norcalpiratefestival.com/
Sorry! So sorry...
General | Posted 12 years agoSorry to interrupt whatever it was you were doing.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Meme flashback week!
General | Posted 12 years agoI like my older art better. Back before I had less important things to do than draw.
I'm re-uploading some old memes. If you have done them, post them here! If you haven't, then you should!
Inspire me. Give me new memes!
I'm re-uploading some old memes. If you have done them, post them here! If you haven't, then you should!
Inspire me. Give me new memes!
I'll TELL you what the fox says.
General | Posted 12 years agoDON'T LOOK
General | Posted 12 years agoAlways the bride, never the bridesmaid! ...Until now!
General | Posted 12 years agoIt's my best friend's wedding! In five days!
She's having a Batman Villain theme, and I get to be Catwoman: The Bridesmaid!
One fucked up thing though, I broke my toe three days ago and it will take, like, six weeks to heal.
Do I need to have crutches at the wedding? Maybe I'll just go barefoot...
---But anyways, she and her husband are going to be The Joker and Harley Quinn (They have tons of J/HQ themed costumes, you can see a lot of them in my gallery. Post-apoc, steampunk, etc. Check it out!)
She's having a Batman Villain theme, and I get to be Catwoman: The Bridesmaid!
One fucked up thing though, I broke my toe three days ago and it will take, like, six weeks to heal.
Do I need to have crutches at the wedding? Maybe I'll just go barefoot...
---But anyways, she and her husband are going to be The Joker and Harley Quinn (They have tons of J/HQ themed costumes, you can see a lot of them in my gallery. Post-apoc, steampunk, etc. Check it out!)
I'm really serious this time...
General | Posted 12 years agoI turned 29 today! (August 15th)
So if you want to give me a present, that would be nice. Really nice.
Or just say "happy birthday". That works, too.
But I prefer presents.
Draw me something terrible.
Draw me something free.
Draw ME. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6496955/
Or, if you're so inclined, find me some HORRIBLE fanfiction for me to read aloud at parties.
I also enjoy seeing the most terrible drawings you can find on FA. Make me puke. This amuses me.
-HoTch
So if you want to give me a present, that would be nice. Really nice.
Or just say "happy birthday". That works, too.
But I prefer presents.
Draw me something terrible.
Draw me something free.
Draw ME. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6496955/
Or, if you're so inclined, find me some HORRIBLE fanfiction for me to read aloud at parties.
I also enjoy seeing the most terrible drawings you can find on FA. Make me puke. This amuses me.
-HoTch
It's my BIRFDUEY!!!
General | Posted 12 years agoSo if you want to give me a present, that would be nice. Really nice.
Or just say "happy birthday". That works, too.
But I prefer presents.
Draw me something terrible.
Draw me something free.
Draw ME. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6496955/
Or, if you're so inclined, find me some HORRIBLE fanfiction for me to read aloud at parties.
I also enjoy seeing the most terrible drawings you can find on FA. Make me puke. This amuses me.
-HoTch
Or just say "happy birthday". That works, too.
But I prefer presents.
Draw me something terrible.
Draw me something free.
Draw ME. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6496955/
Or, if you're so inclined, find me some HORRIBLE fanfiction for me to read aloud at parties.
I also enjoy seeing the most terrible drawings you can find on FA. Make me puke. This amuses me.
-HoTch
SCRAPS!
General | Posted 12 years agoI've got a lot of nice things in there. Check it out.
http://www.furaffinity.net/scraps/d.....addenimpirate/
http://www.furaffinity.net/scraps/d.....addenimpirate/
RMFC meme!
General | Posted 12 years agoWhere are you staying? - At the hotel
What day are you getting there? - Iunno. Friday, probably.
Who will you be with? - nauv 
sarahdee & 
matatabi
Do you do free art? - Yeah, if I get drunk enough...
Do you do trades? - Sometimes
Do you do commissions? - Working on getting back into that.
Do you do badges? - Sometimes I'll make nice badges. Sometimes they look dumb.
What is your gender? - Squish mitten
How old are you? - 28 (on the 15th!)
Are you taken? - Married to Nauv... But we'll share if you're sexy and you can beat through our bodyguard.
What suits will you have? - Swimsuit! Hopefully this time I won't get thrown out because of it being too "revealing".
Can I touch you?
You want to... touch me? Noooo.... I don't think so.... What's that? You're a masseuse? Well, in that case, I do have this knot in my left shoulder. Yeah, that's it... lower... lower... ... ... ...lower...
Can I talk to you?
That would make my day! I'm a little shy when sober, but I warm up quickly. Let's get drunk together!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I thought you'd never ask!
Can I give you lots of money?
...This sounds a bit fishy to me. I'm uncomfortable. Next question.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Why must this questionnaire be so awkward? I don't mind hugs or snuggles, but you might find me less cuddly than you would like to imagine. In fact, I'm rather pokey, and generally in some sort of pain due to broken ribs or open wounds, so please keep that in mind.
How tall are you?
5'3", but I usually wear heels, so my height will not be a good way to pick me out of a crowd. What kind of question is that anyway? If you want to find me, look for a semi-gorgeous woman with long brownish hair, big fake lips and a shit ton of piercings.
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
I need a suit to look friendly now? I don't think this question applies to me. If I look pissed off, I'm probably not. That's just how my face looks. Thanks for pointing that out. Dick.
I am, however, most likely drunk, so if I'm pissed off for some drunken reason, you are still welcome to approach me. I can't fight because of my facial piercings, so you are safe. Chances are I'll be happy in a few minutes anyways. Followed closely by dancing on tables, sobbing hysterically, and finally puking into the sink before passing out on what is hopefully a bed in my own hotel room.
Rinse, repeat.
Are you nice?
That depends upon your definition of "nice". Am I cordial? Yes. Am I friendly? Extremely. Am I tolerant? To an extent. Find my buttons and I'll be impressed, push my buttons and I'll either be very happy, or very unhappy. I'd suggest not taking that risk. *WINK*
Are you cliquey?
Only if you have a really awesome clique. Buddy.
Can I stalk you?
That would be incredibly flattering! I've only been stalked once in my entire life and that was over fifteen years ago! Plus it was by a MUCH older man who was practically family, so it hardly even counts! Tell me, do you own any guns?
Do you have an artist table?
Sure, get down on your hands and knees. I'll just come around behind you here and...
...put my sketchbook on your back.
Do you like parties?
PFFF. That's the main reason I'm even GOING to RMFC. If you are having a party, you had better come find me.
OR I WILL FIND YOU
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Slap my ass. Chicks love it when random strangers come up and give 'em a good inappropriate groping.
You had better still be reading, because that was not true. I would not be pleased with your ass-slappery. Just come say hello to me! I would like that! God why does everything have to be so awkward, furries?
Can I hang out with you?
Only if you don't mind heavy drinkers, because we will be doing some heavy drinking. Also, I'm generally pretty low-key, so if you're going to hang around me, please try not to be too abrasive.
How can I find you?
I'm guessing most of my time will be spent at the bar, in the pool, or wandering around aimlessly. You guys know what I look like, I've got about 100 photos posted on here, I shouldn't be too hard to pick out.
What day are you getting there? - Iunno. Friday, probably.
Who will you be with? -
nauv sarahdee & matatabiDo you do free art? - Yeah, if I get drunk enough...
Do you do trades? - Sometimes
Do you do commissions? - Working on getting back into that.
Do you do badges? - Sometimes I'll make nice badges. Sometimes they look dumb.
What is your gender? - Squish mitten
How old are you? - 28 (on the 15th!)
Are you taken? - Married to Nauv... But we'll share if you're sexy and you can beat through our bodyguard.
What suits will you have? - Swimsuit! Hopefully this time I won't get thrown out because of it being too "revealing".
Can I touch you?
You want to... touch me? Noooo.... I don't think so.... What's that? You're a masseuse? Well, in that case, I do have this knot in my left shoulder. Yeah, that's it... lower... lower... ... ... ...lower...
Can I talk to you?
That would make my day! I'm a little shy when sober, but I warm up quickly. Let's get drunk together!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I thought you'd never ask!
Can I give you lots of money?
...This sounds a bit fishy to me. I'm uncomfortable. Next question.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Why must this questionnaire be so awkward? I don't mind hugs or snuggles, but you might find me less cuddly than you would like to imagine. In fact, I'm rather pokey, and generally in some sort of pain due to broken ribs or open wounds, so please keep that in mind.
How tall are you?
5'3", but I usually wear heels, so my height will not be a good way to pick me out of a crowd. What kind of question is that anyway? If you want to find me, look for a semi-gorgeous woman with long brownish hair, big fake lips and a shit ton of piercings.
You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you?
I need a suit to look friendly now? I don't think this question applies to me. If I look pissed off, I'm probably not. That's just how my face looks. Thanks for pointing that out. Dick.
I am, however, most likely drunk, so if I'm pissed off for some drunken reason, you are still welcome to approach me. I can't fight because of my facial piercings, so you are safe. Chances are I'll be happy in a few minutes anyways. Followed closely by dancing on tables, sobbing hysterically, and finally puking into the sink before passing out on what is hopefully a bed in my own hotel room.
Rinse, repeat.
Are you nice?
That depends upon your definition of "nice". Am I cordial? Yes. Am I friendly? Extremely. Am I tolerant? To an extent. Find my buttons and I'll be impressed, push my buttons and I'll either be very happy, or very unhappy. I'd suggest not taking that risk. *WINK*
Are you cliquey?
Only if you have a really awesome clique. Buddy.
Can I stalk you?
That would be incredibly flattering! I've only been stalked once in my entire life and that was over fifteen years ago! Plus it was by a MUCH older man who was practically family, so it hardly even counts! Tell me, do you own any guns?
Do you have an artist table?
Sure, get down on your hands and knees. I'll just come around behind you here and...
...put my sketchbook on your back.
Do you like parties?
PFFF. That's the main reason I'm even GOING to RMFC. If you are having a party, you had better come find me.
OR I WILL FIND YOU
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Slap my ass. Chicks love it when random strangers come up and give 'em a good inappropriate groping.
You had better still be reading, because that was not true. I would not be pleased with your ass-slappery. Just come say hello to me! I would like that! God why does everything have to be so awkward, furries?
Can I hang out with you?
Only if you don't mind heavy drinkers, because we will be doing some heavy drinking. Also, I'm generally pretty low-key, so if you're going to hang around me, please try not to be too abrasive.
How can I find you?
I'm guessing most of my time will be spent at the bar, in the pool, or wandering around aimlessly. You guys know what I look like, I've got about 100 photos posted on here, I shouldn't be too hard to pick out.
RMFC Badges!!!
General | Posted 12 years ago nauvand I are going to be at RMFC this year! Which means we're going to take some orders for badges!An example of what the badge will look like is here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11116683/
Badges are 3" x 4.2" and will be double sided, featuring your character on the front and the playing card design seen in the example.
However, if you're interested in just a more typical 'my face + name' style badge, we'll still be happy to do those too!
Badges are $20, paid via Paypal and delivered at the con.
If you are interested, please send one of us a note with character references/description, the exact name you want shown on the badge, and an email address we can send the PayPal invoice to.
Also, please let us know if you want to be a King, Queen, or Jack and what suit you would prefer. If you'd like to be featured as a full body on an Ace or Joker, contact me to find out what the up-charge will be (depends on character complexity).
We will start work once the PayPal invoice has been paid. We will print and laminate the badge and deliver it to you at RMFC. A finished full-res version of the badge will also be sent to the email provided in case you ever want to make another copy of your badge.
Cheers and see you at RMFC!
RMFC playing card badges! $20, 5 slots!
General | Posted 12 years agoI have five slots open for playing card badges (I'll upload an example soon!)
$20 each, full digital color
You choose Jack, King, Queen, etc.
Please help! We just bought a house and are all out of money for the con!
$20 each, full digital color
You choose Jack, King, Queen, etc.
Please help! We just bought a house and are all out of money for the con!
AMV's?
General | Posted 12 years agoLet's not forget the best AMV ever made, but this one is right up in my top two.
https://youtu.be/lz5HWOQVXOA
https://youtu.be/lz5HWOQVXOA
Underthings tumbling. With my FREEZE RAY...
General | Posted 12 years agoI will STOP the world.
MAKE ME PUKE (fanfiction)
General | Posted 12 years agoTell me you can find something that will make me puke in my mouth. Then link it here.
This is your mission.
As violent and/or disgustingly erotic as possible. The more absurd the characters, the better. Seriously. Make me vomit. It turns me on.
*Is she joking!?*
If you REALLY must know, I ask of this because my friends and I like to get drunk and read them aloud.
No Peter Chimaera. Been there, done that.
Oh, also nothing that's supposed to be funny. It has to be serious-ass fanfictionery.
This is your mission.
As violent and/or disgustingly erotic as possible. The more absurd the characters, the better. Seriously. Make me vomit. It turns me on.
*Is she joking!?*
If you REALLY must know, I ask of this because my friends and I like to get drunk and read them aloud.
No Peter Chimaera. Been there, done that.
Oh, also nothing that's supposed to be funny. It has to be serious-ass fanfictionery.
Nasty-Ass, Perverse, Freaky Fanfiction
General | Posted 12 years agoTell me you can find something that will make me puke in my mouth. Then link it here.
This is your mission.
As violent and/or disgustingly erotic as possible. The more absurd the characters, the better. Seriously. Make me vomit. It turns me on.
*Is she joking!?*
If you REALLY must know, I ask of this because my friends and I like to get drunk and read them aloud.
No Peter Chimaera. Been there, done that.
Oh, also nothing that's supposed to be funny. It has to be serious-ass fanfictionery.
This is your mission.
As violent and/or disgustingly erotic as possible. The more absurd the characters, the better. Seriously. Make me vomit. It turns me on.
*Is she joking!?*
If you REALLY must know, I ask of this because my friends and I like to get drunk and read them aloud.
No Peter Chimaera. Been there, done that.
Oh, also nothing that's supposed to be funny. It has to be serious-ass fanfictionery.
LOOKING FOR LOVE (bird)
General | Posted 13 years agoSo my husband and I have decided to buy a lovebird.
I have seen lots of people here getting them very young from breeders and hand raising them, which is my intent.
In the past I have ordered other small parrots and received them at an age that was more difficult to train.
SO! Do you have any experience with hand raising parrots? Any tips on how to go about looking for the right one?
Does anyone know a reputable breeder in the DENVER AREA?
I am well-versed in raising wild birds such as sparrows, grackles, robins and the like from blind featherless hatchlings, but I don't know exactly what would be the earliest age a reputable exotic bird breeder would sell.
Of course I will be exploring all of this online as well, but I know how many animal lovers there are here and could use any tips you have!
I have seen lots of people here getting them very young from breeders and hand raising them, which is my intent.
In the past I have ordered other small parrots and received them at an age that was more difficult to train.
SO! Do you have any experience with hand raising parrots? Any tips on how to go about looking for the right one?
Does anyone know a reputable breeder in the DENVER AREA?
I am well-versed in raising wild birds such as sparrows, grackles, robins and the like from blind featherless hatchlings, but I don't know exactly what would be the earliest age a reputable exotic bird breeder would sell.
Of course I will be exploring all of this online as well, but I know how many animal lovers there are here and could use any tips you have!
BUTTER LETTUCE FANTASY!
General | Posted 13 years agoHey you with the pretty face!
General | Posted 13 years agoWelcome to the human race!
If ELO and Doctor Who can't brighten your day, I don't know what will!
I listen to this any time I'm feeling down. And every morning, just to be sure.
https://youtu.be/lUXMeRM7m9o
If ELO and Doctor Who can't brighten your day, I don't know what will!
I listen to this any time I'm feeling down. And every morning, just to be sure.
https://youtu.be/lUXMeRM7m9o
Sorry. So sorry...
General | Posted 13 years ago...For the flood of photography lately.
I have been very busy doing modeling and costuming and conventions lately.
I know a lot of you are waiting on art. I have not forgotten about you!
I am working on multiple things simultaneously, so with any luck (send me your inspiration and motivation if you have any to spare) I should have a flood of DRAWINGS coming in within a week or so.
Thank you for your patience!
I love you guys!
I have been very busy doing modeling and costuming and conventions lately.
I know a lot of you are waiting on art. I have not forgotten about you!
I am working on multiple things simultaneously, so with any luck (send me your inspiration and motivation if you have any to spare) I should have a flood of DRAWINGS coming in within a week or so.
Thank you for your patience!
I love you guys!
Why is Nala not a "DISNEY PRINCESS"?
General | Posted 13 years agoI don't need an online quiz to tell me which "DISNEY PRINCESS" I am.
HOWEVER:
*I chill with multiple lonely men
*I have an orange striped feline
*I have hair that takes hours to brush
*I can sleep until some asshole wakes me up
*I am only fancy if I have both shoes on
*I don't got a lot to say but there's something about me (bonus round: you should see my junk collection)
*I know how to read and I like big hairy men
*I know how to use a sword
*I can make a mean gumbo (but frog legs taste like dirt and I'm a vegetarian)
*I am down with nature and the colors thereof
*I am almost half Scottish
*I have seen Star Wars
Did I miss anyone?
HOWEVER:
*I chill with multiple lonely men
*I have an orange striped feline
*I have hair that takes hours to brush
*I can sleep until some asshole wakes me up
*I am only fancy if I have both shoes on
*I don't got a lot to say but there's something about me (bonus round: you should see my junk collection)
*I know how to read and I like big hairy men
*I know how to use a sword
*I can make a mean gumbo (but frog legs taste like dirt and I'm a vegetarian)
*I am down with nature and the colors thereof
*I am almost half Scottish
*I have seen Star Wars
Did I miss anyone?
Sexy Humpy Pillows!
General | Posted 13 years agoYeah I'm making some.
So... If you're into that kind of thing, or are interested in having one custom made with your fursona, contact us here:
furrydakimakura
So... If you're into that kind of thing, or are interested in having one custom made with your fursona, contact us here:
furrydakimakuraMy theater... ;_; THE BATMAN DOES NOT ABIDE!
General | Posted 13 years agoYes, the shooting took place at the theater nauv and I attend almost weekly.
Because of his job, we get two free movie passes every day and almost never miss a (good) midnight screening.
It's a fluke that we ended up staying home for this one, and are very lucky to say that so far we only know one person who was there and she was unharmed.
All my love to our Colofurs and the networking that is being done to assure everyone's safety. Thanks for checking up on me, guys. It means a lot (even if my phone's messages and texts are filled to the brim... do phones have brims?)
Be safe, but don't let one horrible person imprison you with fear.
I am leaving for Pennsic War on the 22nd and will be back online around August 15th. Again, love you all.
nauv and I attend almost weekly.Because of his job, we get two free movie passes every day and almost never miss a (good) midnight screening.
It's a fluke that we ended up staying home for this one, and are very lucky to say that so far we only know one person who was there and she was unharmed.
All my love to our Colofurs and the networking that is being done to assure everyone's safety. Thanks for checking up on me, guys. It means a lot (even if my phone's messages and texts are filled to the brim... do phones have brims?)
Be safe, but don't let one horrible person imprison you with fear.
I am leaving for Pennsic War on the 22nd and will be back online around August 15th. Again, love you all.
Cheap-ass "QUICKIE" commissions *CLOSED*
General | Posted 13 years ago$10 B&W NAKED OR PORNOGRAPHIC drawings finished within 2 BUSINESS DAYS (allow extra day if ordered after 4pm mountain time) after receiving payment
$5 for any additional characters
$5 for any clothing on each character
2 images: one FLAT B&W and one INKS (so you can color it yourself if you want)
**OPENING AGAIN ON AUGUST 20TH**
Please note me! '3'
$5 for any additional characters
$5 for any clothing on each character
2 images: one FLAT B&W and one INKS (so you can color it yourself if you want)
**OPENING AGAIN ON AUGUST 20TH**
Please note me! '3'
