Second warning! Watch me here:
 sharkymutt


(I will stick around to finish up my auction though)

https://youtu.be/dXmMQJMFL_I



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This account will become inactive soon. c:

It's really, really annoying. Most of the time the pressure sensitivity doesn't register. So before I work on anything I need to play this little dance of un/replugging it in, and restarting my computer, and hoping it'll work this time around. -_-

I've tried uninstalling it and redownloading all the drivers, nothing works. I'm fairly sure it's my computer though.

Oh another fun thing it does, even if I do get it to work, if sai closes, when it opens back up it goes back to not working.

Where are they all coming from. D:

In Feb. :D
I'm kind of nervous lol, don't want to disappoint!


Anyways, I hope all you guys are having a nice holiday season..
And all of you that are sick (which seems like most of you) GET BETTER ALREADY!! c:

Long story short the guy I'm married to is in the army. He has back problems due to the army. He has been fighting tooth and nail to stay in (from therapy to getting shots in his spine to fry the nerves) but it's been too long with him on a profile and with no other recommended means of betting better there is an almost definite chance he is being medically discharged from the army. With his mother living in a house the size of a studio apartment and just taking in her old drug addicted ex husband there is no room for us, and I don't have much of a family to speak of at all, so I am again kind of about to be thrown in the air with nowhere to live. Again. :|

zombehkat

Send me a ref and any ideas~

Need money for Christmas, so yeah.
Everything is pwyw with a minimum price, otherwise I'm sure you could imagine the quality of like a fullcolor orgy for $5. Lol.
Quality will be based off how much is given.

Colored sketch- http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9219205/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6773523/
Colored - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8047945/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9178649/
Refs - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8033173/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9325386/
Icon - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9333811/


Sketches
head $1
bust $3
full $5

color add $2
lines add $3

Refs $20

Icon $3


Any questions just ask. I don't have a job still so I can draw all the time.

RAFFLE:
Make a journal linking to this one and post it here to enter to win a fullbody colored sketch.
Ill use a rng to pick the winner on 12/7

Going to try and be a little less antisocial. I don't remember what my other skype accounts were so I made a new one. Sharkymutt.
Also I said try. XD

Because I keep trying, even though I know they will never grow up unless they want to.



OMG BAW SOMEONE HUG ME I AM THE MOST PITIFUL VICTIM BLUHBLUHBLUH. Y U NO LOVE ME GROUP OF FRIOENDS THAT COMMENTS ON ALL MY THINGS AND IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. IF YOU WERE BETTR FRIENDS I WOULDN'T FEEL THIS BAD ABOUT MYSELF. YOU GUYS ARE SHITTY. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NOW WATCH ME COMPLANIG SOME MORE ABOUT THE ONE PERSON WITH THE BALLS TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN PAT MY ASS AND BLOW THE SITTUATION/COMMENT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE FUCK OUT OF PROPORTION/CONTEXT.




Lmao. I mean why do I even try when I know the outcome haha. KANE. This is all your fault. You were more mature at 13/14 when I met you than this 18 year old is now, so I am lead by false hopes!! :P

Yea. The bus stop is a mile away and I black out in the heat, and it's been over 100 degrees here. I can't get to work so I need this badly. I can stream commissions if wanted.
Thanks~

sketch
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8096355/

colored sketch
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8086133/

full color with bg
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8047945/

ref sheet
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8033173/



I can do anything in between, draw in chibi style, etc. I will draw anything legal here on FA but you'll get less for your buck if you opt for porn.

Their insurance expired 6 days ago. SIX. DAYS. Not sure how this whole thing works. There is going to be someone coming out in the next few days to asses the damage or something idk. Kris is also really stressed so he's been a real dick. Getting angry about every little thing and saying it's my fault. I mentioned my shoulder last night and he went off on a tangent about how I should spend the other half of my life that I don't spend working or doing chores in the hospital or I will never get better. So all I said was please understand it's hard for me to even get up with all the chronic pain, and it's not easy to do all I do then even consider going to the doctors (which I have seen like 5 times already at least), and that started a huge fight about how he can never say anything or have opinions and other stupid stuff. Then he told me to go calm down when all I was doing was sitting down trying to calmly talk like an adult and he was sitting there snapping at me and having major attitude, so I laughed and was like what really, and he didn't appreciate that. Oh well. I've also been jumping though hoops to make him happy and apparently it means jack shit because sometimes I get a smidge moody. His day consists of work, eating, playing games, cuddling, sex, and sleeping. BUT OH NO IT'S SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. Whatever.

Well we were all the way in the left lane on our way to a store across town on a 3 lane highway. All the way to the right, we see this car WAY over react to a bit of tire in the road. She swerves back and forth a bit and completely loses control, and her car spins out and flies into our lane. We were already slamming on the breaks when we saw her swerving so we weren't going full speed limit but we still hit pretty hard. Our front right hit her front left. Then the back of our car slammed into the median. Everyone is ok. The front bumper that bends around towards the wheel is kind of jacked up and the rest is a bit uneven but the glass over the lights is only a bit cracked. Our back bumper got completely knocked off and the glass over the back left lights is half shattered. Um, car would be totally drivable buuut the airbags half deployed. The air sounded and the light says they went off but they didn't, so we didn't want to drive home just to have them deploy because we went over a bump or something. Also the drivers side seatbelt is totally locked up, the cover that goes over it even popped off. Girl's car's transmission thing blew up, there was fluid everywhere. Her car ended up just about totaled and she only got hit by us, she didn't hit the rail or anything. One of her headlights totally popped out too heh looked kinda funny. Pretty crazy considering we collided in pretty much the same spot. Pretty sure it was a family car, she didn't even have a license. We have full coverage and it wasn't our fault but we are being told we may have to pay a collision collateral (1k). I don't fucking have $100 let alone 1k. I also wasn't wearing my seatbelt but I am kind of glad, I had a really bad day at work so my shoulder is already in excruciating pain, I couldn't even imagine how bad it would be if my shoulder took the brunt of the impact. Since I saw the accident coming I was able to brace myself so I wasn't even phased. So anyway yea fml. Need to find a way to work now too.

Mind = blown.

I usually eat the buggers cooked or pop them like candy.. but not today. I decided to bite one in half - and it looked like a god damn kiwi. A KIWI MAN. Now all I taste when I am eating them is kiwis. What do. WHAT DO. /sobs


This journal was brought to you courtesy of valium, lol. I am going to bed before I go totally crazy. Goodnighttt. ;>

Well I was an awfully sheltered child so I didn't gravitate to the furry parts of the internet (for example rping on neopets lol) till way later in life, but growing up I always used to zone out my days imagining I was this monster. I guess that would be the best way to describe it. It was like this shadow dragon monstrosity. At it's smallest it was like the size of a car, but grew and grew the more it ate. Not fat grew either, just got larger and larger. Sometimes I'd imagine going on a rampage inside a grocery store and growing so large I get stuck, then eventually break through the ceiling, lol. On roadtrips I'd stare out the window and imagine seeing it off in the distance running along side me (he could fly but running felt better). I want to remake it into a character again, and I keep saying it because I don't remember it having a gender, but it will probably be a he now for clarity's sake. I don't know why I didn't do it sooner, he was a big part of me growing up. I am also not sure if I should be worried about myself being so into vore as a child lmao, but I will probably start drawing that more. Not hard vore though, just mostly eating inanimate stuff. I don't imagine him having regular insides anyway, more like a pocket that is highly pressurized that just crushes ingested objects to be absorbed. There is lots more about him but I'll draw him out later~
My first rp anthro characters (real anthro, not just human with ears/tail or shapeshifter) were a male polar bear and a doe. I wonder what I named them. X3

TL;DR: Growing up my spirit animal was a dragonesque shadow monster way into vore, but I also had pretty lame regular anthro critters for rp purposes. :P

What was your first 'persona' or whatever view you take on this fandom? (fursona, spirit animal, rp character, etc.) and what happened to it? Is it your character still?

https://youtu.be/H6r5oF73gNI





Makes me feel like the worst player ever lol.

I don't know, I see it around. People's FA's filled with all sorts of weird smut and how they expect people to be tolerant of it. Then they go on to bash other various fetishes, none any more 'extreme' than what is already in their gallery. Kind of rubs me the wrong way. -shrug-

Had like 4 subs, 2 journals.
I am too active right now to not have something to occupy me, but I have already gotten everything I needed done around here!!

/flail

https://youtu.be/2SJCz3vC3FE


But I like it, haha.

The hip hop version isn't too bad either if you're into that. -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwyWo15sQjk

http://www.amazon.com/Steel-Navel-Body-Jewelry-38-H-SM-0/dp/B0057P7010/ref=sr_1_1001?s=jewelry&ie=UTF8&qid=1337231155&sr=1-1001


Shopping for ear jewelry, found that, had me a good chuckle. Thought I would share. :p

New couples icons. <3
yapyapyapsnap.

Spin off of 'two best friends play' series.. with ponies..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0cY2NWlddU&list=UUFNJrEtaD4fDe_cH6WQE9sg&index

You were one of the three people (only furry, though) that cared enough about my problems to go out of your way to try and comfort me. Even though I didn't chat it up with you about all that's going on, I still really really appreciate that you tried. <3

Gotye- Somebody That I Used to Know
Adele - Turning Tables
Taylor Swift - Mean

Aren't I a unique butterfly. lol. I don't even care.

Mini update, I am thinking things will probably work out but if not I have someone really close to me that will do everything he can to help so I should be back on my own two feet in no time. I'll know in about a month how rough things are going to be. Best case scenario, I will live with my friends (and a new baby 1 of them just had) in/around Brooklyn. Worst case, I will be living in my car for a little while. Um, I am holding together pretty okay. Lots more is going on than I am leading on. Here's to hoping for a better chapter in my life!